The AH Christmas tree.

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Some of my ornaments have a peel.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is this the best you losers can do???

Come on people, show me what you're made of!!!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Greetings,

While there have been many TACKY ornaments, (black velvet Elvis being my favorite so far), I'm a little surprised no one has come up with the ultimate tacky Christmas tree ornament.

IMHO, it only stand to reason that the world's tackiest yard decoration would make the season's tackiest tree ornament. Therefore, I now present, a pink flamingo Christmas tree ornament.


http://www.uptownflamingo.com/ha087s.jpg

Just another fine service of,
No Hope Ent., Inc.
Rumple Foreskin CEO (chief erotic offender)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Greetings,

While there have been many TACKY ornaments, (black velvet Elvis being my favorite so far), I'm a little surprised no one has come up with the ultimate tacky Christmas tree ornament.

IMHO, it only stand to reason that the world's tackiest yard decoration would make the season's tackiest tree ornament. Therefore, I now present, a pink flamingo Christmas tree ornament.


http://www.uptownflamingo.com/ha087s.jpg

Just another fine service of,
No Hope Ent., Inc.
Rumple Foreskin CEO (chief erotic offender)

It's the ultimate...In fact I have one.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Most Christmas Trees have a lot of sparkle, but how many carrots . . . .

 

[Guest]

This ornament's in honor of Black Shanglan. Perdita http://www.celticattic.com/treasures/images/christmas/celtic_snowflake_ornament.jpg

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

http://www.europeanchristmas.com/Images/Slavic_02-951.jpg.jpg

A Slavic santa ornament....

 

[English Lady]

http://www.christmas-decorations-gifts-store.com/store/images/gingerbread_lpr3636c.jpg


mmm something sweet!

 

[English Lady]

http://home.no.net/tstie/images/chocolatewinniefigures.jpg


and chocolatey! Yum Yum Yum!

 

[Honey123]

I have a great ornament for the tree....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I have a great ornament for the tree....

LOL...I don't want to know where you get your ornaments from, but they fit this tree.

Love EL's...chocolate is always a good thing.

 

[English Lady]

Love EL's...chocolate is always a good thing.

Amen to that Abs!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Amen to that Abs!

I say you leave the wrappers and we'll sneak off and eat the chocolate, no one will know.

 

[English Lady]

*whispers to Abs* What a good idea!

*rustle rustle rustle*


*gobble munch crunch*

*BURP*

excuse me

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*whispers to Abs* What a good idea!

*rustle rustle rustle*


*gobble munch crunch*

*BURP*

excuse me

I'm picturing two bloated forms with chocolate around their mouths groaning under the tree now.

 

[English Lady]

funny -I have exactly the same image Abs

 

[ABSTRUSE]

funny -I have exactly the same image Abs

Great minds think alike, the advantage it that you have Cadbury, but I'll settle for Hershey's.

 

[English Lady]

mmm cadbury chocolate is very yummy *nods*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

mmm cadbury chocolate is very yummy *nods*

I would kill an entire village for Cadbury mini eggs, but we'll discuss that at Easter.

 

[English Lady]

ok good idea. (they are the yummiest thing at Easter tho'!) hmm now to find some cadbury christmas tree decs...


http://www.britishdelights.com/images/xm026.jpg

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ok good idea. (they are the yummiest thing at Easter tho'!) hmm now to find some cadbury christmas tree decs...


http://www.britishdelights.com/images/xm026.jpg

You rock baby!

 

[English Lady]

Abs..you can eat all those...I won't tell!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs..you can eat all those...I won't tell!

Too late.

 

[Guest]

I see it now, the best new thing on the tube:

The Abs and El Show

(sponsored by Cadbury and Hershey o'course).

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I see it now, the best new thing on the tube:

The Abs and El Show

(sponsored by Cadbury and Hershey o'course).

Perdita

We'll have you on as a special guest star, bring chocolate!