The Adventures of Q-Three's Traveling Penis

Q-Three

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Hey all. These will be few and far between, but it'll be a fun journey. Seems my penis has been seeing more action than I have, and has been traveling around the world, sending me pictures of itself in interesting places. This first postcard comes from Washington D.C., and written on the back was the following:

"Well, I've seen Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson. Now, if only I could find some Bush."
 
"Greetings from New York City! Nothing like a handjob from Lady Liberty herself. And as for what's under the robe... two words: "green thong."
 
Obviously, the difficulty is going to come from keeping these creative. Feel free to PM me with ideas.
 
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