The absolute worst movie I have ever seen.

[SeaCat]

The winner of this award has got to be Invaders. Talk about cheesy, talk about hokey, talk about terible acting and worse dialogue. It was great. Talk about your C-Grade movies. (Or even D-Grade)

Cat

 

[slyc_willie]

Ator The Fighting Eagle (sometime in the arly eighties)

Jeez, that movie sucked ass . . .

 

[Guest]

Crank (2006).

I was embarrassed bringing my girl to see this movie. It's a real guy flick, action-swearing-fucking-killing-machismo-bullshit thing going on so maybe I might of enjoyed it better with different company. I dunno.

 

[jomar]

I'm a bad movie fan,but had a hard time with Miami Vice - maybe not the worst, but I couldn't take it. I liked Crank, and the Transporter. Edit - I did watch Crank alone on DVD, though.

 

[R. Richard]

OK, is it worse than "Attack of The Killer Tomatoes?"

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

"Howard the Duck" and "Lobster Man from Mars" are both pretty bad.... although anything by Ed Wood is marvelously aweful... HAHAHAHAHA

 

[slyc_willie]

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

So bad you love it

 

[jomar]

Or Chopping Mall (1980s)?

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

OK, is it worse than "Attack of The Killer Tomatoes?"

I LOVE Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...

"There's a little jap in the air."
"He means nip"

"Technically sir, tomatoes are fags."
"He means fruits."

 

[TE999]

I got you all beat in this category!

'Plan Nine from Outer Space' is the worst movie ever made, bar none.

It is so poorly made it is almost good in a hideous sort of way.

Ed Wood was the director.

He made some other turkeys, but this one gobbled the loudest.

 

[jomar]

The Troma videos have to be in here somewhere.

http://www.troma.com/

 

[jomar]

I LOVE Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...

"There's a little jap in the air."
"He means nip"

"Technically sir, tomatoes are fags."
"He means fruits."

I think the quote was "...a chink in the air."

Great bad movie.

 

[SeaCat]

I got you all beat in this category!

'Plan Nine from Outer Space' is the worst movie ever made, bar none.

It is so poorly made it is almost good in a hideous sort of way.

Ed Wood was the director.

He made some other turkeys, but this one gobbled the loudest.

Plan Nine had the benefit of making me laugh, because of that it was saved from the trash pile. (It was merely consigned to the Yard Sale Pile.)

This movie though, if I hadn't rented it, would end up in the trash can.

Cat

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

I got you all beat in this category!

'Plan Nine from Outer Space' is the worst movie ever made, bar none.

It is so poorly made it is almost good in a hideous sort of way.

Ed Wood was the director.

He made some other turkeys, but this one gobbled the loudest.

Colonel Tom Edwards: ...Why, a particle of sunlight can't even be seen or measured.
Eros: Can you see or measure an atom? Yet you can explode one. A ray of sunlight is made up of many atoms!
Jeff Trent: So what if we do develop this Solanite bomb? We'd be even a stronger nation than now.
Eros: [with disgust] Stronger. You see? You see? You're stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

 

[slyc_willie]

As far as dialogue goes . . .

I know you don't expect much more from an action movie than blinding explosions and body count, but Tango & Cash had such atrocious dialogue that it actually detracted from my enjoyment of the movie.

You'd think Stallone and Russel (well, at least Russel) would have ad-libbed a little.

Oh, God, what if they WERE ad-libbing?

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

Deathstalker I-IV

Bad enough to start a cult following so big they made 3 more.

 

[cloudy]

Santa Claus Defeats the Aliens (I think that was the title).

Halfway through the movie, the bad guys green makeup was wearing off.

 

[TE999]

Colonel Tom Edwards: ...Why, a particle of sunlight can't even be seen or measured.
Eros: Can you see or measure an atom? Yet you can explode one. A ray of sunlight is made up of many atoms!
Jeff Trent: So what if we do develop this Solanite bomb? We'd be even a stronger nation than now.
Eros: [with disgust] Stronger. You see? You see? You're stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

ROFLMAO! Where's Tor Johnson when you need him?

 

[jomar]

As far as dialogue goes . . .

I know you don't expect much more from an action movie than blinding explosions and body count, but Tango & Cash had such atrocious dialogue that it actually detracted from my enjoyment of the movie.

You'd think Stallone and Russel (well, at least Russel) would have ad-libbed a little.

Oh, God, what if they WERE ad-libbing?

Ouch!

Didn't Woody Harrelson do a bad buddy movie - ..something Bone.

 

[slyc_willie]

Ouch!

Didn't Woody Harrelson do a bad buddy movie - ..something Bone.

Far as I'm concerned, the only GOOD movie Woody's done was Natural Born Killers

 

[jomar]

Far as I'm concerned, the only GOOD movie Woody's done was Natural Born Killers

He was very good in that movie - I agree. Think his father gave him "doing time" tips?

 

[glynndah]

I think it was Santa Claus versus the Martians. Lots of those 50's space monster movies were great. I especially like the ones with the monkey.

 

[cloudy]

I think it was Santa Claus versus the Martians. Lots of those 50's space monster movies were great. I especially like the ones with the monkey.

That's it! Great horrible movie.

 

[slyc_willie]

He was very good in that movie - I agree. Think his father gave him "doing time" tips?

Lol . . . probably

Has Woody done anything lately? Other than smoke out and push the Hemp Society?

 

[scriptordelecto]

'Eye of the Beholder' .....time in my life I'll never get back