The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub and All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive. All are welcome!

[Sincity09]

There the start of a 70s porn film in here somewhere

Lmaoooo

Boom chicka bow wow…cue the cheesy keyboard and funk guitar

 

[Oldermom935]

There the start of a 70s porn film in here somewhere

Bow chicka bow bow.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Lmaoooo

Boom chicka bow bow…cue the cheesy keyboard and funk guitar

You sound like you still got a few VHSs there

 

[Oldermom935]

Bow chicka bow bow.

Break out the black socks...lol

 

[Oldermom935]

Break out the black socks...lol

Wondering why they wore socks. Ah the sticky floors.

 

[Sincity09]

“We’re here to fix your plumbing. Sure we might be dressed in tight jeans and not wearing shirts, but it’s how we roll when we go to ‘job’ sites”

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Out there somewhere there is probably still a male and female porn star pair who’s respective moustache and muff Velcroed together and they were never able to pull them apart again

 

[Oldermom935]

“Were here to fix your plumbing. Sure we might be dressed in tight jeans and not wearing shirts, but it’s how we roll when we go to ‘job’ sites”

They could have announced they were there to lay some pipe.

 

[Sincity09]

Wondering why they wore socks. Ah the sticky floors.

Lmao. Good point. Or the 70s knee-highs. Nothing sexier than a naked person wearing just shocks pulled up past the knees

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

They could have announced they were there to lay some pipe.

You have the original scripts

 

[Sincity09]

They could have announced they were there to lay some pipe.

Hahaha good one!

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Lmao. Good point. Or the 70s knee-highs. Nothing sexier than a naked person wearing just shocks pulled up past the knees

It’s a wonder any of us ever managed to jack / jill off before the internet. But we made do with what we had. Lol

 

[Sincity09]

Yeah no kidding. Must have had stronger raging hormones back in the 70s

 

[Oldermom935]

Thank God for Victoria's Secret, and the Sears catalog. They did sell bras and panties.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Exactly, and I don’t begrudge them that.

That said, there are scam artists out there as well unfortunately…

Word of mouth is the best source for good worker bees.

 

[Sincity09]

That said a lot of the “modern stuff” is just as tacky in its own way

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I’m gonna have bow chika bow wow stuck in my brain all day now

 

[Sincity09]

Thank God for Victoria's Secret, and the Sears catalog. They did sell bras and panties.

Omg…

I have….never mind, that’s all I will say. Yes, yes they did have those things

 

[Sincity09]

I’m gonna have bow chika bow wow stuck in my brain all day now

You’re welcome

 

[Oldermom935]

Lol. I'd like to thank you all my girl is now awake and I must take my leave. You all have a wonderful day and thank you. Throwing a 20 on the table and thank you very much for the coffee it was wonderful.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Thank God for Victoria's Secret, and the Sears catalog. They did sell bras and panties.

Ummmm ahhhh ummmm

The biggest problem ever. Leaving crumpled pages stuck together

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Excuse me. Under 50 is it OK if I come and sit for awhile?

Sure as we are older but very friendly

 

[Oldermom935]

Slipping back into the cafe, smiling as I leave a couple Victoria's secret, and sears catalogs on the tables... quickly leaving as I smile to myself...lol

 

[Rj_1954]

Excuse me. Under 50 is it OK if I come and sit for awhile?

All are welcome here...

 

[Rj_1954]

Good Morning @B2fromA2looking4U
Beautiful day, so far