The #1 Reason I Can't Be Hanns_Schmidt...

[KID ROCK1]

While i've gone on record and risked my Lit. reputation by being one of the very few who support and enjoy and marvel at the impact Mr. Schmidt has made in such a short time here at Lit., any good so called "detective work" would have eliminated the possibility that Mr. Schmidt and I are of the same DNA...

I actualy appreciate all the comparisons being drawn to myself and Mr. Schmidt because as a long time veteran of different boards I have the ability to recognize pure genius at work when I see it and Mr. Schmidt has exhibited "Albert Einstein" like posting skillz since his arrival...

If you people remember I was also the first member to publicaly state on this board that Mr. Schmidt would be a quality addition to this board and I also gave Mr. Schmidt props for taking this board hostage in record time...If you go back and read my previous posts about Mr. Schmidts potential you will see that I was right on the money and Mr. Schmidt has delivered...

Now then, for all the Lit. Police, who are failing miserably at solving this mystery and ridding the board of Mr. Schmidt once and for all, here is the obvious clue that excludes me from the list of suspects...

Search every post i've ever made at this board and find one instance in which I spelled a single word with a "French Canadian" spelling...

I don't spell color, colour...

I don't and never have used the "ou" to spell words like our friends across the northern border...

Do you actualy think I would change my style of spelling in order to fool you people...

~i~

 

[islandman]

couldn't give less of a fuck. thanks for letting me share.

 

[Shiner]

To quote DCL......"We don't care"

 

[islandman]

To quote DCL......"We don't care"

I thought his line was: Who gives a flying fuck?

Or is that me?

 

[estevie]

Accckkkkk!

No one cares, KR.

Well, you've got a nice following of unregistereds. They must care, I guess. Yay! for you!

 

[HeavyStick]

While i've gone.... to fool you people...

~i~

Cool, now trolls feed themselves.

 

[Starblayde]

I'm just here perving on estevie's Av

I also do not give a fuck, though

 

[HeavyStick]

Accckkkkk!

No one cares, KR.

Well, you've got a nice following of unregistereds. They must care, I guess. Yay! for you!

meow

 

[KID ROCK1]

"You couldn't give a flying fuck"...

"We don't care"...

That would explain why y'all clicked on this topic then huh?

~i~

 

[estevie]

"You couldn't give a flying fuck"...

"We don't care"...

That would explain why y'all clicked on this topic then huh?

~i~

No, I was curious what lame excuse you would give. The spelling thing was a good one. No one ever thought of using that one before.

I still don't care who you are. Be whoever makes you happy. Deny being who makes you happy. Post away.

 

[islandman]

"You couldn't give a flying fuck"...

"We don't care"...

That would explain why y'all clicked on this topic then huh?

~i~

come on, dude. You're easy pickins'.

Its just that we're all that bored.

 

[LadyG]

You don't speak "French Canadian??"

The use of the 'ou' in words such as colour, neighbour, honour, are actually the proper English spelling. English as in the language not the country. It has now evolved further into "American English", hence the dropped letters.

If you were speaking "French Canadian" you would be speaking French, not English.

 

[BgMma]

While i've gone on record and risked my Lit. reputation by being one of the very few who support and enjoy and marvel at the impact Mr. Schmidt has made in such a short time here at Lit., any good so called "detective work" would have eliminated the possibility that Mr. Schmidt and I are of the same DNA...

I actualy appreciate all the comparisons being drawn to myself and Mr. Schmidt because as a long time veteran of different boards I have the ability to recognize pure genius at work when I see it and Mr. Schmidt has exhibited "Albert Einstein" like posting skillz since his arrival...

If you people remember I was also the first member to publicaly state on this board that Mr. Schmidt would be a quality addition to this board and I also gave Mr. Schmidt props for taking this board hostage in record time...If you go back and read my previous posts about Mr. Schmidts potential you will see that I was right on the money and Mr. Schmidt has delivered...

Now then, for all the Lit. Police, who are failing miserably at solving this mystery and ridding the board of Mr. Schmidt once and for all, here is the obvious clue that excludes me from the list of suspects...

Search every post i've ever made at this board and find one instance in which I spelled a single word with a "French Canadian" spelling...

I don't spell color, colour...

I don't and never have used the "ou" to spell words like our friends across the northern border...

Do you actualy think I would change my style of spelling in order to fool you people...

~i~

Actually, you do such a great job telling it how it is right now, I don't believe you would be so droll as to post under a pseudo moniker.

I figured you couldn't give a shit enough.

 

[islandman]

If you were speaking "French Canadian" you would be speaking French, not English.

smart lady.


bon soir, ma chere.

 

[LadyG]

Bon soir, monsieur

Parlez vous Francais, mon amour?

 

[islandman]

Bon soir, monsieur

Parlez vous Francais, mon amour?

Bien sur. And i'd kill for a french keyboard right now.

 

[LadyG]

The accents, et al would come in handy!

 

[ridddder]

hanns

 

[islandman]

hanns

what's a "ridddder", or did you "d" key get stick?

 

[Guest]

While i've gone on record and risked my Lit. reputation

you're kidding, right?

 

[pabloback]

abd there we have it
kid rock 1 thinks he can spell
and hands [full of ]schitt cant

 

[teddybear4play]

The #2 reason is that you're sucking his cock.

Which means either you're not Hanns, or you are Hanns sucking your own cock. Very flexible. Being able to type while engaging in autofellatio also takes mad skillz.

TB4p

 

[Guest]

 

[QuickDuck]

FOAD

gotta love the arogance he shows in simply assuming people who use the correct spelling of words rather than the "Americanisation", must be Canadian.

Or should that be Canadien?

 

[BgMma]

FOAD

gotta love the arogance he shows in simply assuming people who use the correct spelling of words rather than the "Americanisation", must be Canadian.

Or should that be Canadien?

Good point. I live in Illinois and I use "ou" and such. Never been to Canada or England or any other country where it is used so what does that mean about me?

Oh shit! Does that mean I'M Hanns?