That dreaded day has come

Juliangel

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Yep that's right you ladies know what I mean.
It is time for the yearly papsmear.

My appointment is in 1 hour. This day always sucks!!! but I do have a new doctor and he is young and cute.
 
Maybe it will be like the stories here, where he is young and cute, as you said, and it turns into an orgy with his sexy nurse and him.....
we want details if it does, otherwise... shudder... no thanks.
 
Juliangel said:
Yep that's right you ladies know what I mean.
It is time for the yearly papsmear.

Just had mine about 3 weeks ago. I must be unusual, the exam just doesn't bother me. It takes all of about 2 or 3 minutes, tops, and it isn't painful. Relax all your pussy muscles and you barely feel a thing. Really!
 
I swear this is a true story.....

MY best friends mother, she is in her 60's, had a Gyno appointment in the middle of the day so she took off work early and stopped by her Daughter-in-laws house to "freshen up"...all women know what I am talking about.Anyway...she cleaned herself up , put on some deodorant....the whole bit...she found some "femenine spray" under the bathroom sink so she sprayed some all around her ummmm nether-region......skip to the part where she is up on the table , legs spread....The doctor is down there...and he is giggling...finally he says "Hmmm well I've never seen that before...she is to mortified to even ask what he is talking about....later she is talking to her Daughter-in-law on the phone ...telling her about the whole thing....the daughter-in-law tells her she doesn't own feminine spray and goes to see what it was she used....Turns out it was spray Glitter !!

That just cracks me up...even more so that she would tell anyone!!! I think about this every time I am up on that table.
 
Adoratrice said:
I swear this is a true story.....

MY best friends mother, she is in her 60's, had a Gyno appointment in the middle of the day so she took off work early and stopped by her Daughter-in-laws house to "freshen up"...all women know what I am talking about.Anyway...she cleaned herself up , put on some deodorant....the whole bit...she found some "femenine spray" under the bathroom sink so she sprayed some all around her ummmm nether-region......skip to the part where she is up on the table , legs spread....The doctor is down there...and he is giggling...finally he says "Hmmm well I've never seen that before...she is to mortified to even ask what he is talking about....later she is talking to her Daughter-in-law on the phone ...telling her about the whole thing....the daughter-in-law tells her she doesn't own feminine spray and goes to see what it was she used....Turns out it was spray Glitter

That just cracks me up...even more so that she would tell anyone!!! I think about this every time I am up on that table.

That was one of my favorite stories the first time I heard it last summer from Lovely Latina:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=11322

Sounds like it is taking on the life of an urban legend to me.
 
OK THIS is a true story...

Same thing, except it was the prostrate exam for me. I used a little wipey thing my wife had on the sink counter, went to the doctor and he couldn't stop giggling. I asked him why the hell he was giggling at my asshole, right, and he told me there was lipstick there. I had used the washrag my wife had used to take off her makeup.

Swear to god.
 
Cheyenne said:
That was one of my favorite stories the first time I heard it last summer from Lovely Latina:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=11322

Sounds like it is taking on the life of an urban legend to me.
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I don't doubt that it has happened before ...I never read that thread until you put it here....and I seriously doubt my friends mother would Make up something like that and spread it around the Bunko table.
 
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