Thanks for your patience, someone will be with you in just a moment...

[red_rose]

...and other lies that the voice recording on Verizon's Customer Service line keeps spewing...

 

[Ice Cold]

Ha ha suckers... that's why I don't deal with them!!

 

[red_rose]

We realize your time is valuable...

 

[red_rose]

They charged me for 2 weeks worth of service... The bastards haven't even sent me my phone yet.

 

[red_rose]

Your approximate wait time will be...

...11 minutes.

(I wonder who makes their watches...)

 

[Kelly_Liscious]

Now a days, when calling customer service. I never get an actual real person. Its always a recording with a million and one options.

 

[red_rose]

I do apologize for that mishap...

 

[red_rose]

Sweet!

I waited that long to be told that the department I need is closed!

Yay!

 

[Shaq]

They charged me for 2 weeks worth of service... The bastards haven't even sent me my phone yet.

the phone they sent me certainly came from a pawn shop....

 

[red_rose]

the phone they sent me certainly came from a pawn shop....

Heya, Shaq-y Baby!

The last time I got a phone from them...it was indestructable... *sigh*.. looks like this could be an annoying experience.

 

[pipercatt]

Heya, Shaq-y Baby!

The last time I got a phone from them...it was indestructable... *sigh*.. looks like this could be an annoying experience.

Hey there, Rose o' the Red...

The last time I had to call my cell phone company, Cingular, the CSR on the other end asked me for a date..heh heh.