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Tatelou said:I've been in major painting mode again today (goddam mofo beams!!!), but have popped in here from time to time. I'm not ignoring you on purpose.
I haven't forgotten about that.Will get it to you soon.
Lou![]()
CharleyH said:I am trying to ignore her, but she doesn't go away
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CharleyH said:I am not logged into that account. I am trying too, well, it's 6:00![]()
ABSTRUSE said:Hey Lou, tired of everyones voice yet?
Did the Mad Canadian say anything about you leaving her filthy poem behind?![]()


Tatelou said:ARGH!!! I'm hearing so many voices!!!
Me, fed up with them?
NOPE!
Yes, she did, and it hasn't been left behind for about 4 hours now. It's in the damn thread already!!!
Lou - twatting about![]()
ABSTRUSE said:You're like Sybil now...LOL.
She'll get over it, I'll send her some homemade chocolateglass chip cookies.![]()
Twat...lol.

Tatelou said:Yup, you're a twat.
I was on the phone to Lew earlier and I had to sit there and listen to your damn audio file again. He decided to play it again, while I was on the bloody phone, don't ask me why! He did snigger in a couple of places, though, so that's a good sign.
Make sure they're double glazed.![]()

ABSTRUSE said:No, I'm a pussy.
He loves my voice![]()
Stained glass, finely crushed for the 'sugar' cookies.![]()
Tatelou said:You're a tiger, baby, yeah!
No, he's a sadist and he gets a kick out of toturing me.![]()
Make sure you send her some vinegar, to wash it down.
ABSTRUSE said:That's my chinese birth sign baby.
We all do.
I was thinking of battery acid and Kool aide.![]()
Tatelou said:Figures. Mine's the pig.
I noticed.
You're not the owner of a bar for nothing, are you, sweetheart?
ABSTRUSE said:PMSL!!!!
Good, I don't have to keep pointing it out then.
Nope, I call it my special Bushy tail Punch.

Tatelou said:I hope you're on the mattress again.
No, you don't. Oh, the wounds I've suffered. Woe is me.![]()
LOL! I'm sure she'll love it.
ABSTRUSE said:Okay, sit back, your life will seem so dull next to mine.....my son comes in the house with yet another snake, which he insists on putting in a shoebox and not one of the tanks with the other ones,,,thinking he had all the holes taped up...I get to hear..."MA!..." just as a tail went down into my couch.
No, I haven't found it yet, they all come out of hiding eventually.
Now,you wonder why I'm a mad cow???![]()
Tatelou said:Have you ever sat on the couch and one, yannow?
Just curious.
ABSTRUSE said:No.
but thank you for asking.
I must be insane. I keep looking to see if it pops out. Plus i have to get it before the dog does...LOL.
I'll soon have my own show on Animal Planet.![]()

Tatelou said:LOL! I can picture you now, ready to pounce.
Abs, my love, you could do a whole TV channel.
ABSTRUSE said:I told you, you're with me....the next French and Saunders...LOL.
Don't worry, I'll get the little fucker, I always do.![]()

Tatelou said:I'll be Dawn, she's the giggler. You could deliver Jen's dead pan lines better than me. LOL
You badass, you.![]()
ABSTRUSE said:OMG....really, I can picture it in my mind...lol. I can't wait to do the two fat horny guys that hump everything...LOL.
I'm Abs: warrior empress.![]()

Tatelou said:LOL! Yes! We'd be so good as them.
Yeah, whatever.![]()
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