Tffa&c!!

[Guest]

Abs.



P.S.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs.



P.S.

I like the dancing nana, makes me smile.

 

[Guest]

I like the dancing nana, makes me smile.

Whoop! Cos that was the intention.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Whoop! Cos that was the intention.

Silly Brit, always seeing you makes me smile, it's the other bitch that makes me frown.

 

[Guest]

Silly Brit, always seeing you makes me smile, it's the other bitch that makes me frown.

I'd love to see your face if we were both stood in front of you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'd love to see your face if we were both stood in front of you.

Then who would change my knickers? cuz I'd piss myself.

 

[Guest]

Then who would change my knickers? cuz I'd piss myself.

The "other" one?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The "other" one?

LOL....that scares me even more, I think she's into that.

 

[Guest]

LOL....that scares me even more, I think she's into that.

That's what I heard, too.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's what I heard, too.

Normally I would say..."SHit, we are soooo dead." but she seems passive today, must be having a meeting with the squirrels over winter accomidations.

 

[CharleyH]

I AM SO writing porn for dollars, you lazy bitches. I bet you both have twinkie rolls Besides, how else any I going to afford a 77 cent can of tuna

Hm, had a recent anal experience that I doubt either of you want to hear about, and oh, a date tomorrow, perhaps. Wine tasting? I'm allergic to wine, dammit.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I AM SO writing porn for dollars, you lazy bitches. I bet you both have twinkie rolls Besides, how else any I going to afford a 77 cent can of tuna

Hm, had a recent anal experience that I doubt either of you want to hear about, and oh, a date tomorrow, perhaps. Wine tasting? I'm allergic to wine, dammit.

and I'm still bored, just glad the chloroform worked this time.

 

[Guest]

*slap* X 2.

I thought that was rather fitting for my 10,000th post.

Goodnight, you slags.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*slap* X 2.

I thought that was rather fitting for my 10,000th post.

Goodnight, you slags.

Lou

Aw, I feel a warmth spreading down there.....damn, pissed myself again, cheap diapers.

G'nite, slut.

~A~

 

[CharleyH]

Call me what you will, but 10,000 fucking posts! What the fuck . . . . or fucking-posts as case arises

Good night, beautiful Lou.

And congrats.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Call me what you will, but 10,000 fucking posts! What the fuck . . . . or fucking-posts as case arises

Good night, beautiful Lou.

And congrats.

You're just jealous because Lou and I don't have lives and can post and be interesting...so there.

and you say About like aboat not aboot. Over and oat.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Paging Lou.......you owe me an email I believe.

 

[CharleyH]

Did you know you can make your Sig. line more visually appealing?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Did you know you can make your Sig. line more visually appealing?

Yes, but can I make my cellulite disappear?

 

[CharleyH]

What's cellulite?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What's cellulite?

Normally I would just say........Fuck you, but I'm using my powers of creative visualization to imagine myself strangling you.

 

[CharleyH]

A little edge play?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A little edge play?

Only with you love.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Paging Lou.......you owe me an email I believe.

That bitch charley interrupted my page...damn I want her...shit, did I say that outloud?

 

[Guest]

I've been in major painting mode again today (goddam mofo beams!!!), but have popped in here from time to time. I'm not ignoring you on purpose.

I haven't forgotten about that. Will get it to you soon.

Lou