ABSTRUSE
Cirque du Freak
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Tatelou said:Biyatch!
Wanna close up of me minge, love?
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Sure, if it'll make me laugh!
Hey Cloudy, I don't know about you, but I don't wanna know what's in this bitch's purse.
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Tatelou said:Biyatch!
Wanna close up of me minge, love?
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ABSTRUSE said:Hey Cloudy, I don't know about you, but I don't wanna know what's in this bitch's purse.![]()
ABSTRUSE said:Hello bitches.![]()

Tatelou said:Oooh, 'ello your Maj.
(Bleedin' marvellous to see you, babe!).
ABSTRUSE said:Aw, hello mate.![]()
Needed to crawl out from under my rock today...lol.
), so loud and lively is the order of the day for me. 
Tatelou said:Watch the sun, I'd hate for your skin to burn.
I've been in a very chilled mood recently (if a bit hyper and horny), so loud and lively is the order of the day for me.
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ABSTRUSE said:The sun burns my eyes, but with the rain we've been having it's okay.....we've been having major flooding here and the rivers havent' all crested yet, I haven't seen flooding like this in mega years.
Dont say chilled, it's only 54 degress here....what's that convert to over there....10 stone or something?


Tatelou said:Ooh eck, I do love the rain, too, but flooding ain't good.
Bit parky, then, eh? I don't know wtf that is here, probably 10 inches, or summat.
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ABSTRUSE said:I love it too, in moderation. Thank the almighty it aint snow!!!
How's the girls today, helping mum?

Tatelou said:Quite!
They're great, thanks. They have been helping me, even made their own little bread rolls. I love the ages they are at right now, so willing to help, I'm making the most of it while it lasts.
I bet yours help you, too, as well as fill your house with snakes and other various creatures.![]()
ABSTRUSE said:LOL....yes, they help when I don't want them to, but they can be fun.
I have to feed the snakes yesterday, like a good mom, two of the bigger ones got stuck together fighting over a worm and I had to seperate them, check out their mouths and comfort them...my life is sooooo strange.
Tatelou said:Yep, that it is! But sooooo cool, too.
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ABSTRUSE said:Hey Lou, recovered from yesterday?....LOL.
Restless night last night, small nightmare, but still feeling positive, so it must be residual from the other two...lol.
Day two....still postitive.![]()

Tatelou said:
NO! I think I'm still in shock. I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. LOL
That's so![]()
Not about the nightmare, though.
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CharleyH said:I shared. Sniffle - sniffle.
Did everyone have a restless sleep or something? Hm. Was it a full moon.
ABSTRUSE said:You shared with one........I got stuck with Lou.
No, it was actually a quarter moon I think, I usually grow fur during the full moon.![]()


Tatelou said:Charmed, I'm sure.![]()
I didn't sleep well at all last night, I'm friggin knackered today. That hasn't got anything to do with you three horn dogs, though, I had a far sexier horn dog on my mind.
I'm gonna go hug Charley now...
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ABSTRUSE said:Go ahead then, you're just playing into her feelthy hands, don't come crying to me when she breaks your heart and leaves you in a crumpled mess on the floor.![]()

Tatelou said:Hey, you know me! That's what I'm banking on, love. Extreme mental masochist that I am.![]()
ABSTRUSE said:That's right, i forgot whom I was speaking to...lol. and she's an Extreme Mental Sadist....it's a match made in hell.
Hey, does this mean I get a shot at the other one???![]()

Tatelou said:LOL! It would be a mental meeting of sexual perfection. That and I'd be scarred for life.![]()
As for the other one, go for it! But, I expect there to be lots of bitch slapping involved.![]()