Tffa&c!!

Ah, my two favorite hags!
I no longer have to self flagellate, I feel the love.:rolleyes:
 
CharleyH said:
You have made an error. A hag is old, and therefore, by birthrite, that would be you :D

Did you get laid? You're awfully pleasant today, not quite swoony, not overly bitchy, but quite charming in a sarcastic sort of way.

It's turning me on.:cool:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Did you get laid? You're awfully pleasant today, not quite swoony, not overly bitchy, but quite charming in a sarcastic sort of way.

It's turning me on.:cool:

As typical of my mono-cock lovers, they often babble ridiculous inanities, and therefore after the deal is done, put me in a mood where I wish I had ear plugs. The pleasantness lasts but a moment until they speak rather than moan.

No, my pleasant demeanor is due to being smiled at and having my ass assessed by a cute chick at the place I was at this morning. Unfortunately I was too slow (used to several pots of caffeine and not two cups) to get her number :(
 
CharleyH said:
As typical of my mono-cock lovers, they often babble ridiculous inanities, and therefore after the deal is done, put me in a mood where I wish I had ear plugs. The pleasantness lasts but a moment until they speak rather than moan.

No, my pleasant demeanor is due to being smiled at and having my ass assessed by a cute chick at the place I was at this morning. Unfortunately I was too slow (used to several pots of caffeine and not two cups) to get her number :(

Okay, I think I was insulted in the first paragraph, but I wept pitifully at the second paragraph.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Okay, I think I was insulted in the first paragraph, but I wept pitifully at the second paragraph.

enh, there's plenty of chicks in the . . . :) I would have had to get through her rather forboding dyke friend. Wasn't worth it . . . that early in the morning ;)
 
CharleyH said:
enh, there's plenty of chicks in the . . . :) I would have had to get through her rather forboding dyke friend. Wasn't worth it . . . that early in the morning ;)

I can't afford to bail you out of jail right now, so don't fight with foreboding dykes or even a tranny that might be a wrestler part time.:rolleyes:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I can't afford to bail you out of jail right now, so don't fight with foreboding dykes or even a tranny that might be a wrestler part time.:rolleyes:

Wise advice. Now how would you know? :D
 
You skanks will be happy to know I've been working on my story, it's going to be a humor/satire and you're all in it....like Gilligan's island, but without the island.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
You skanks will be happy to know I've been working on my story, it's going to be a humor/satire and you're all in it....like Gilligan's island, but without the island.

LOL - looking forward. I am FINALLY finished mine. Just need to read it for grammar and technicolor.
 
CharleyH said:
LOL - looking forward. I am FINALLY finished mine. Just need to read it for grammar and technicolor.

if your nice, Ill send what I have so far.
 
lol - send away babe, and you might just get some sexual harassment.

I'm off to watch CSI

One last word about tomorrow: READ MY FUCKING STORY and then give me a 5 LOL
 
CharleyH said:
lol - send away babe, and you might just get some sexual harassment.

I'm off to watch CSI

One last word about tomorrow: READ MY FUCKING STORY and then give me a 5 LOL

Well, since you twisted my arm....okay.

CSI?....Canadian Squirrel Intelligence?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Well, since you twisted my arm....okay.

CSI?....Canadian Squirrel Intelligence?

Damn you caught me. lol - 'night you sexy BEAST. :kiss:
 
I'm callling an exterminator to come and clean this thread out now, I'll miss Charley though.:eek: :D
 
CharleyH said:
I love spiders, they kill flies, who breed maggots! *shiver*

Quite!

Abs is just an irrantional wuss. That goes for Mat, too. :p

Lou :catroar:
 
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