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ABSTRUSE said:Ah, my two favorite hags!

CharleyH said:You have made an error. A hag is old, and therefore, by birthrite, that would be you![]()
ABSTRUSE said:Did you get laid? You're awfully pleasant today, not quite swoony, not overly bitchy, but quite charming in a sarcastic sort of way.
It's turning me on.![]()
CharleyH said:As typical of my mono-cock lovers, they often babble ridiculous inanities, and therefore after the deal is done, put me in a mood where I wish I had ear plugs. The pleasantness lasts but a moment until they speak rather than moan.
No, my pleasant demeanor is due to being smiled at and having my ass assessed by a cute chick at the place I was at this morning. Unfortunately I was too slow (used to several pots of caffeine and not two cups) to get her number![]()
ABSTRUSE said:Okay, I think I was insulted in the first paragraph, but I wept pitifully at the second paragraph.
CharleyH said:enh, there's plenty of chicks in the . . .I would have had to get through her rather forboding dyke friend. Wasn't worth it . . . that early in the morning
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ABSTRUSE said:I can't afford to bail you out of jail right now, so don't fight with foreboding dykes or even a tranny that might be a wrestler part time.![]()

CharleyH said:Wise advice. Now how would you know?![]()
ABSTRUSE said:You skanks will be happy to know I've been working on my story, it's going to be a humor/satire and you're all in it....like Gilligan's island, but without the island.
CharleyH said:LOL - looking forward. I am FINALLY finished mine. Just need to read it for grammar and technicolor.
CharleyH said:Is this a threat?
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CharleyH said:lol - send away babe, and you might just get some sexual harassment.
I'm off to watch CSI
One last word about tomorrow: READ MY FUCKING STORY and then give me a 5 LOL
ABSTRUSE said:Well, since you twisted my arm....okay.
CSI?....Canadian Squirrel Intelligence?

ABSTRUSE said:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()
CharleyH said:I love spiders, they kill flies, who breed maggots! *shiver*


ABSTRUSE said:I'm callling an exterminator to come and clean this thread out now, I'll miss Charley though.![]()
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