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I thought you fell into a crack in the earth. Abs gave up on you...she left you for dead....that bitch.Tatelou said:Eek.![]()
Who dragged this shite up from the dead again?
Oh, hello Abs, nice to see you, love.![]()
Blackie Malone said:I thought you fell into a crack in the earth. Abs gave up on you...she left you for dead....that bitch.
on yer arse.Clever monkey.Tatelou said:Close, but no cigar.![]()
Oh well, she's still herself then.
Oi! 'Ere's aon yer arse.

Blackie Malone said:Clever monkey.
She's psycho. I've had her committed.
I'll take it as a parting gift.![]()


That's not the only reason, is it?Tatelou said:Thanks, I knew there was a reason I love bananas so much.
I knew that. About time.
What!? Are we splitting up?![]()
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Oh well, onwards and upwards...
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Blackie Malone said:That's not the only reason, is it?
You're telling me, she put up a fight, but after we tazered her she went down like a water buffalo.
No....I'm supposed to be writing and not be playing here.![]()

We keep the blow gun handy.Tatelou said:No, 'course not.![]()
Bless her. I hope the injections are working.![]()
Oh. Well, piss off then!!!! I've been writing lots and lots and lots recently. I'm a good girl, I am.![]()

Blackie Malone said:We keep the blow gun handy.
SadTwat.....good for you. Me too...but my muse Betty is sunbathing today so I'm taking a break. Selfish bitch.
It was lovely to see you again, I've missed you terribly.![]()


What's this "Life" thing?.....and what is the "sun"?Tatelou said:Awww, I love it when you call me that.
I sunbathed yesterday... came out in a heat rash.![]()
You too, babe. It's been a bit weird around here lately. But, that's not such a bad thing, cos I have a life.![]()
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Blackie Malone said:What's this "Life" thing?.....and what is the "sun"?
It mocks me.Tatelou said:I dunno, but it smacked me in the face a couple of months ago, and I haven't looked back. Life is good.![]()
As for the sun... it's that big round yellow thing in the sky. It wears a hat sometimes.
Blackie Malone said:It mocks me.
I am glad to see you happy love.![]()
I wondered about the hat.
Tatelou said:Thanks, babe. And it's a stable, calm kind of warm glowy happiness. Not the roller-coaster, extreme up and down happiness it used to be. Yannow?
See? It CAN happen.
And he's still part of my life, a very stable, fun, exciting part of my life. I know you know what I mean.
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Tatelou said:Awww, I love it when you call me that.
You too, babe. It's been a bit weird around here lately.![]()
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Blackie Malone said:Fabulous Eddie.![]()
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Hello lucious.CharleyH said:I thought it was always weird?
Well, look who the cat dragged through the mud, and plopped on the doorstep! Hi Blackie. (This name reminds me of the days when John Stamos was on General Hospital. Not that I watched it.![]()
Don't shit us, you wanted John Stamos's hair.Bubbles just showed up...LOL.Tatelou said:Cheers, Pats!!!![]()
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Bottoms up, and here's to you. It WILL, babe, it WILL.![]()
Blackie Malone said:Bubbles just showed up...LOL.
Blackie Malone said:Hello lucious.Don't shit us, you wanted John Stamos's hair.
I had Boy George's hat.CharleyH said:You are mistaken. I HAD John Stamos's hair!![]()
I let my clothes do the talking back then.CharleyH said:Better than having his make-up!![]()