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<============= lurking around hoping for some more of Lady B Gemini's iced tea..........sure was delicious!!!
 
big in texas

i guess every thing is big in texas, i am a texan , they sure look real and i like em,
i am not sure what kind of personals this is but i am looking for a woman , one in the dallas area , married or not as long as she likes to have fun and dosent fall in love on the first date. lets meet !!
 
New to Texas (and to the site)

We just moved to Houston a few months ago (Kingwood, to be exact), and are looking for some people to become friends with.
 
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BoobsNBrains said:
We just moved to Houston a few months ago (Kingwood, to be exact), and are looking for some people (preferably couples) who like to have fun, in and out of the bedroom.

I'm 30, 5'4", average weight, 36DD (natural!) chest, dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, former beauty pageant addict.

He's 5'8", average weight, dark brown hair, brown eyes.

Email me at yolex72@ hotmail.com to get acquainted.
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Welcome to Houston hope you are enjoying everything so far.
 
Welcome Y'all

Proud to have you make one of your first posts to the Texas thread. Hope you have lots of fun getting to know everyone on the boards. There are many interesting people here -- and especially a lot from the Lone Star State. Be sure and let them get to know more about you by (1) posting (frequently is good) in different areas of Lit and (2) putting info in your profile.

There are a few unofficial ringleaders to help keep track of all our Texan Litsters. You might care to PM your closest one for info on the next Lit-together in your area -- if that's something you'd like to do. ARaynes is in the DFW area. Nora is in Austin. They are hostesses with the mostest and very very nice ladies too. I'm more the den mom in Houston.

Glad to have you here -- have fun!
 
Dammit BK!

My damned dial-up is so slow you beat me to the welcome bit.

......I KNOW, I KNOW...... I need to get a better connection. DSL here I come!
 
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someplace said:
My damned dial-up is so slow you beat me to the welcome bit.

......I KNOW, I KNOW...... I need to get a better connection. DSL here I come!
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Poor baby, my dial up is faster than your dial up!:)
 
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Got DSL today.......DAYAM it's fast........no more pausing for the cause while a web page loads......

Now who's got some Iced tea??? I'm out again.....

someplace said:
My damned dial-up is so slow you beat me to the welcome bit.

......I KNOW, I KNOW...... I need to get a better connection. DSL here I come!
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bknight2602 said:
Poor baby, my dial up is faster than your dial up!:)
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Show-off!

At least mine isn't doing that triple posting thingie yours did! LOL!
 
What happened in Texas?

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.

He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back! He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town.

The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
 
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someplace said:



Show-off!

At least mine isn't doing that triple posting thingie yours did! LOL!
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Now where is thr Lit Board Patrol when you need them?;)
 
Loved the Joke Mary..................thanks hon.............I needed a good Laugh to end my day.
 
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someplace said:



Show-off!

At least mine isn't doing that triple posting thingie yours did! LOL!
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My bad, the damn thing just had a mind of its own!
:D
 
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LdyBGemini said:


Now where is thr Lit Board Patrol when you need them?;)
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*hiding from the patrol* I give up I'm innocent, no make that not guilty!
:kiss: :rose:
 
Thanks for all the nice welcomes, folks. Y'all are makin' this Kentucky girl feel right at home.

You know what they say about Kentucky, right? It's full of fast horses and beautiful women...or is that beautiful horses and fast women? Hmmm...maybe it works both ways. ;)

:heart: :kiss:
 
BoobsNBrains said:
Thanks for all the nice welcomes, folks. Y'all are makin' this Kentucky girl feel right at home.

You know what they say about Kentucky, right? It's full of fast horses and beautiful women...or is that beautiful horses and fast women? Hmmm...maybe it works both ways. ;)

:heart: :kiss:
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mmmmmmmmmm I like the part about beautiful horses and fast women, but not too fast. We must be able to catch them, or is that run away, I'm never sure which one!
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Welcome BoobsNBrains!!!!!

Welcome to Texas and to Lit.

I think you will find people in both Texas and Lit. very nice. I hope you enjoy it here and can't wait to read some of your post.
 
Is anybody going to see Aerosmith Oct 30th in the Woodlands? My wife and I plan on making out on the grass in a big way!:p
 
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