Texas

[chevyvan_man2001]

who

went to seee the who last night and ,i couldn`t believe it but those old guys can still rock

 

[gina3]

I'm going to see Creed on Wed. I wish I had enough money to go to Aerosmith too!!!!! I try to see them every time they play here!

 

[someplace]

Re: What happened in Texas?

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.

Mary, you're so much fun! WHERE do you keep finding these? Thanks for sharing -- have a good one!

 

[TxCowboy]

SOOO LUCKY

I wish I were going to Creed and to Aerosmith. I have never seen Aerosmith. I had tickets to Ozzfest for earlier this month but forgot about the tickets and missed the dang thing. I wish I couldve seen Ozzy. Anyways have a great time at Creed and think about all of us who couldnt go.

I am going to see WWE Raw on Monday the 30th for those wrestling fans.

Yall have a great day

TxCowboy


Live Laugh Love Everyday

 

[Quisath]

Re: SOOO LUCKY

I wish I were going to Creed and to Aerosmith. I have never seen Aerosmith. I had tickets to Ozzfest for earlier this month but forgot about the tickets and missed the dang thing. I wish I couldve seen Ozzy. Anyways have a great time at Creed and think about all of us who couldnt go.

I am going to see WWE Raw on Monday the 30th for those wrestling fans.

Yall have a great day

TxCowboy


Live Laugh Love Everyday

Hey my Friend..............October 28 Austin...............Aerosmith and special Quest Stone Temple Pilots at the Verizon Amphitheater.

 

[someplace]

Texas Teacher

[LdyB here's one back at 'cha....]

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.

Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.

No sooner ! they got the boots off and he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots...."

Her trial starts next month

 

[marksgirl]

Another Texas gal here. Howdy yall! I'm from Weatherford, just west of Ft. Worth. And how is everyone today? Starting to cool off yet? Well I know that's a hard thing to do in such a hot place like this

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Texas Teacher

[LdyB here's one back at 'cha....]

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.

Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.

No sooner ! they got the boots off and he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots...."

Her trial starts next month

That was good, find another one!

 

[Slider69]

Hi!

I'm also a new poster, specifically, BoobsNBrains is my better half. Look forward to being in here and meeting some new friends...

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Hi!

I'm also a new poster, specifically, BoobsNBrains is my better half. Look forward to being in here and meeting some new friends...

Welcome the threads, have fun and enjoy the amusement!

 

[Quisath]

Welcome marksgirl & Slider

Have fun and enjoy. We're always glad to have more Texans.

 

[bigtxson]

hey everyone just checking in, i'm a texan too from dallas

 

[damnewc]

Glad to see all the new folks joining me!

 

[Quisath]

Welcome Fellow Texans

One of our Mascots.

 

[kroy00]

OMG!

That is an absolutely fantastic “mascot” you have there Quisath! Speaking as a native here, Texas women are not only the most beautiful, they are the most enjoyable to be around as well.

 

[Quisath]

Re: OMG!

That is an absolutely fantastic “mascot” you have there Quisath! Speaking as a native here, Texas women are not only the most beautiful, they are the most enjoyable to be around as well.

I totally agree.................so much diversity.

 

[LdyBGemini]

Texas Girls...

That was good, find another one!

Texas girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:

------------"Y'all come back!"

------------"Well, bless your heart.."

------------"Drop by when you can."

------------"Love your hair."



Texas girls don't sweat....they glisten

Texas girls know their summer weather report:

------------Hot

------------Hot

------------Hot

Texas girls know their three R's:

$$$$$$$ Rich $$$$$$$ Richer $$$$$$$ Richest


Texas girls know the joys of June, July, and August:

======Summer tans

======Wide brimmed hats

======Adorable sandals

Texas girls know everybody's first name:

*********Honey

*********Darlin'

*********Shugah

Texas girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:

-----------8 Seconds

-----------True Grit

-----------Steel Magnolias

Texas girls know their religions:

------------Baptist

------------Methodist

------------Football

Texas girls know their country breakfasts:

~~~~~~Country ham

~~~~~~Mouth-watering homemade biscuits

~~~~~~tacos

Texas girls know their p's & q's

----------"P"ecan pie

----------"P"ralines

----------"P"unch

Texas girls know their cities dripping with Texas charm:

---------Dallas

---------Houston

---------Austin

---------Midland

---------Amarillo

---------San Antonio

Texas girls know their elegant gentlemen:

---------Men in uniform.

---------Men in tuxedos.

---------Men in Wranglers


Texas girls know their prime real estate

++++The Mall

++++The Beauty Salon

++++The Rodeo


Texas girls know the three deadly sins:

~~~~Bad hair

~~~~Bad manners

~~~~Bad Dancers

 

[LdyBGemini]

Originally posted by Someplace...

[LdyB here's one back at 'cha....]

See above... lol

 

[Guest]

Well messed up once. But howdy. I'm a texan male that is just a little south of houston. Just looking around and up for anything. Just to chat if you want or more. just let me know.

 

[someplace]

Re: Texas Girls...

<SNIP>

OH MY GAWD, Mary! That's scarey it's toooooo close to home! WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT???????

LMAO! and "glistening" here in Houston.....

 

[shocataw]

Hi, all another new user from texas, bout 45 miles south of Houston

 

[renaissman]

Fairly new to posting......long time lurker!

Well, I finally have decided to come out of the shadows in the comfy confines of my fellow Texans here. I'm from the Dallas area and see that Houston seems to be very well represented. I haven't seen many of us from the BIG D here. Stand up and lets be counted. By the way how does this avatar thingy work?

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Texas Girls...

Texas girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:

------------"Y'all come back!"

------------"Well, bless your heart.."

------------"Drop by when you can."

------------"Love your hair."



Texas girls don't sweat....they glisten

Texas girls know their summer weather report:

------------Hot

------------Hot

------------Hot

Texas girls know their three R's:

$$$$$$$ Rich $$$$$$$ Richer $$$$$$$ Richest


Texas girls know the joys of June, July, and August:

======Summer tans

======Wide brimmed hats

======Adorable sandals

Texas girls know everybody's first name:

*********Honey

*********Darlin'

*********Shugah

Texas girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:

-----------8 Seconds

-----------True Grit

-----------Steel Magnolias

Texas girls know their religions:

------------Baptist

------------Methodist

------------Football

Texas girls know their country breakfasts:

~~~~~~Country ham

~~~~~~Mouth-watering homemade biscuits

~~~~~~tacos

Texas girls know their p's & q's

----------"P"ecan pie

----------"P"ralines

----------"P"unch

Texas girls know their cities dripping with Texas charm:

---------Dallas

---------Houston

---------Austin

---------Midland

---------Amarillo

---------San Antonio

Texas girls know their elegant gentlemen:

---------Men in uniform.

---------Men in tuxedos.

---------Men in Wranglers


Texas girls know their prime real estate

++++The Mall

++++The Beauty Salon

++++The Rodeo


Texas girls know the three deadly sins:

~~~~Bad hair

~~~~Bad manners

~~~~Bad Dancers

LMAO Thanks LBG, where do you find these?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I love it. I absolutely love it! LBG, that is Texas women to a t...and I've only been one for 5 months! Of course, I grew up in Kentucky, where things are actually very much similar.

 

[Quisath]

I love it. I absolutely love it! LBG, that is Texas women to a t...and I've only been one for 5 months! Of course, I grew up in Kentucky, where things are actually very much similar.

WHEN? With all due respect.