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Re: Re: Come on rain!!!!

LdyBGemini said:



CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 100th POST
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THanks LdyBGemini it's been a lot of fun so far.

Looking forward to meet more of the Lit. People from Houston area and Texas.
 
Re: Austin, Tx here

knaveoftarts said:
Looking for hot young ladies for a dirty old married man
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Lots of Austin people here...just don't know if they're young and looking for a dirty old married man...lol
 
hello

Howdy from South Texas...let it rain! let it rain! let it rain!

Have a good day or evening everyone!
 
Only in Texas...

An email I recently was sent...LOL

A rich Texan walked into the offices of the president of a small Texas college and said, "I'd like to donate a million dollars tax free to this institution. But there's a condition. I would like to have an honorary degree."

The president nodded agreeably, "That's not a problem. We can certainly arrange that!"

The rich man said, "An honorary degree for my *horse*."

"For your horse???"

"Yep, you betcha. She carried me for many years and I owe her a lot. I'd like her to receive a Tr.D., a Doctor of Transportation."

"But . . . we can't give a degree to a *horse*!"

"Then I'm afraid I'll have to take my million dollars to another educational institution."

"Well, wait a minute," said the president, seeing the million slip through his fingers, "Let me consult with the school's trustees."

A hurried trustee meeting was brought to order and the president related the deal and the condition. All of the board reacted with shock and disbelief -- except the oldest trustee. He appeared almost asleep.

One trustee snorted, "We can't give a *horse* an honorary degree -- no matter HOW much money is involved."

The oldest trustee opened his eyes and said, "Take the money and give the horse the degree."

The president asked, "Don't you think that would be a disgrace to us?"

"Of course not, " the wise old trustee said. "It would be an honor. It'd be the first time we ever gave a degree to an ENTIRE horse.
 
Re: Only in Texas...

LdyBGemini said:
An email I recently was sent...LOL

A rich Texan walked into the offices of the president of a small Texas college and said, "I'd like to donate a million dollars tax free to this institution. But there's a condition. I would like to have an honorary degree."

....

"Of course not, " the wise old trustee said. "It would be an honor. It'd be the first time we ever gave a degree to an ENTIRE horse.
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Any particular college you had in mind LBG?

:rose: :kiss:
 
More Texan humor, ala LdyBGemini

Old Bubba walked into his church and asked the pastor if he would give his horse a decent baptist funeral.

The pastor replied, "We don't do funerals for animals, Bubba."

Bubba pulled out $100, and asked again.

The pastor replied, "Well, why didn't you say he was Baptist?!"
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Feel free to insert your own religion... I believe all Texas clergy responds in a similar fashion
 
wordsmithe said:
More Texan humor, ala LdyBGemini

Old Bubba walked into his church and asked the pastor if he would give his horse a decent baptist funeral.

The pastor replied, "We don't do funerals for animals, Bubba."

Bubba pulled out $100, and asked again.

The pastor replied, "Well, why didn't you say he was Baptist?!"
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Feel free to insert your own religion... I believe all Texas clergy responds in a similar fashion
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Maybe the humor will keep this thread moving...lol
 
A rather Mundane Av.

LB..................Sweetie....................I'm not one to Complain Much ..........but I miss the original Av. you had. It was so ..............so>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HOT. :);) :p
 
Re: A rather Mundane Av.

Quisath said:
LB..................Sweetie....................I'm not one to Complain Much ..........but I miss the original Av. you had. It was so ..............so>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HOT. :);) :p
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Mundane...sniff...sniff...lol

Well I chose it because she looked tall and I'm not.
My hair is long but it'll never be that long.
She's got a great figure and I have never looked that good.:eek:

Other than that we could be twins;)

<going off to my little corner now>
 
Your too Cute

Hey .............I like you just the way you are. I did notice a slight resemblance though.........now that you mention it. Kisses Mary :kiss: :rose:
 
Well I’m here in Texas. Except I’m stuck more or less in between all the cities with lots of people in them. :rolleyes: Sucks to be me.

;)
 
kroy00 said:
Well I’m here in Texas. Except I’m stuck more or less in between all the cities with lots of people in them. :rolleyes: Sucks to be me.

;)
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But you are in Texas and isn't that the most important thing of all? ;)
 
The Cowboy & his brothers...

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas.
When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each o'my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. --- Hasn't affected my brothers though."
 
Re: The Cowboy & his brothers...

LdyBGemini said:
A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

....................

--- Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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Good to have brothers! Hi LBG, how are you today?
:kiss:
 
Re: Re: The Cowboy & his brothers...

bknight2602 said:


Good to have brothers! Hi LBG, how are you today?
:kiss:
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Doing good...hope there would be more Texans to post...maybe there just lurking:rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: Re: The Cowboy & his brothers...

LdyBGemini said:


Doing good...hope there would be more Texans to post...maybe there just lurking:rolleyes:
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We are always lurking! LMAO
:kiss:
 
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