Texas Roll Call 3

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Good mid morning Texans!

So, is that Gid Morning! ??

 

[rbijon]

So, is that Gid Morning! ??

Aye, it is

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Aye, it is

Alarm! Woot woot! Bing Bing Bing! Clang clang!
Pirate! Pirate in our gulf!

 

[rbijon]

Alarm! Woot woot! Bing Bing Bing! Clang clang!
Pirate! Pirate in our gulf!

.....Your shores are NOT safe

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

.....Your shores are NOT safe

You are correct, they are laden with traps... for you!!
Feel free to come ashore...

 

[rbijon]

You are correct, they are laden with traps... for you!!
Feel free to come ashore...

If the prize be you, this pirate dares all.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

If the prize be you, this pirate dares all.

I am the Sir Prize

 

[txnrude]

Well hello fellow Texans. Time for a break from work.

 

[rbijon]

I am the Sir Prize

The best of all Texas!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

The best of all Texas!

Awwww....So sweet, but you aren't exactly winning points with the other ladies here, you know

Howdy Rude - can I just call you Rudy?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Where's all these bad ass storms they predicted for today?

San Antonio

 

[JennyNo1]

How the hell long can it possibly take to re-do internet wiring? The idiot's been here all day.

 

[Inspirinious]

How the hell long can it possibly take to re-do internet wiring? The idiot's been here all day.

If it has taken all day, he probably is less than qualified.
{I'm presuming a "he".}

 

[JennyNo1]

If it has taken all day, he probably is less than qualified.
{I'm presuming a "he".}

Actually I got the feeling he was qualified. He had to work on the line down the block first, then had to undo some stuff the guy did 3 years ago and finally got to start on what he came for. Oh, well. I tend to not update/upgrade for years, so I guess that makes up for it.

 

[Endless_Night]

Yay, Texas!

I'm feeling my roots today!

 

[1sickbastard]

Yay, Texas!

I'm feeling my roots today!

What ever will your stylist say?

 

[Endless_Night]

What ever will your stylist say?

*gasp*

Are you suggesting I color my hair?!?!?

 

[JennyNo1]

What a sad, sad week this has been for Texas. No Blue Bell ice cream for who knows how long.

 

[Endless_Night]

What a sad, sad week this has been for Texas. No Blue Bell ice cream for who knows how long.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

*gasp*

Are you suggesting I color my hair?!?!?

I suggest a shave would be ok

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Oh my

 

[1sickbastard]

*gasp*

Are you suggesting I color my hair?!?!?

Absolutely not!

I'm suggesting your stylist colors your hair. But I wouldn't know would I?
Do the drapes match the carpet? (Or is the floor uncarpeted?)

What a sad, sad week this has been for Texas. No Blue Bell ice cream for who knows how long.

I know, right!?!
At least HEB makes a decent ice cream.

 

[JennyNo1]

They pulled it from all the stores because of finding listeria in it - have you not heard this?

 

[Endless_Night]

Absolutely not!

I'm suggesting your stylist colors your hair. But I wouldn't know would I?
Do the drapes match the carpet? (Or is the floor uncarpeted?)

TMI!!!!!!! At least TMI for the board.

Ummm. Not that I would answer those questions in PM either!

 

[Endless_Night]

They pulled it from all the stores because of finding listeria in it - have you not heard this?

I had not heard! How unhappy making.