musicankane
I blew a monkey once.
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There is a tree at the very end of my school's campus. It is not a particularly special tree, but it is my favorite tree. Every lunch period, and break I get I come to this tree and sit in the shade. Sometimes I read or study or play the GameBoy I sneak into school. That really isn't the point of the tree. The point is that this tree is my refuge from the rest of the student body.
I wont lie to you, I'm not a popular guy. Hell, a good day for me is when no one talks to me. Most of the time I'm bullied and harassed and general other such bullshit. The kind of thing that probably sets other kids off to build pipe bombs. Before you groan and throw these pages away, let me assure you this isn't a Diary of a Wimpy Kid sob story. This is how I Kevin Johnson, nerd, geek, loser, shitprick, or whatever my tormenters are calling me today, somehow got to have sex with the one of the most popular girls in school Sarah Waters.
Now you must be thinking this isn't a Wimpy Kid story, it's an American Pie story. Wrong again my friend. I didn't get Sarah Waters to sit on my wang from some crazy and hilarious scheme. It was actually just a real connection between two people from opposite sides of the social spectrum.
Anyway enough chitchat, let me tell you how it all began. It was the start of the second semester of my senior year at Camfield High School, home of the mighty...errr well chewy Gophers. Yeah our mascot is a glorified rat, you have to wonder if people just put a bunch of animal names in a hat and picked one. It was lunch break on a windy day in February and I was on my way out to my tree to enjoy my tuna sandwich. I flopped down in the grass and began to eat, taking out my pocket book to read a bit more of Jurassic Park which was a book before it was a movie by the way.
I finished maybe three pages and half a sandwich before I heard someone thump to the ground on the other side of the tree. I looked up but didn't want to turn around, afraid James Conery or one of his cohorts was about to do something horrible to me. If I ignored it then maybe they'd leave.
A minute later I became aware of sobbing coming from behind me. I folded the page I was on and closed the book slowly. When I glanced back my eyes widened as I saw Sarah Waters sitting Indian style in her blue and gold cheer leading uniform sobbing and rocking back and forth. She was so into it that I don't even think she knew I was there.
I should say here that Sarah is actually James Conery's girlfriend. That being said I really had only one choice with this crying girl. Ignore her. Me seen talking to her under any circumstances was only signing my own contract of death. So I returned to my book, figuring if she didn't know I was there I had no reason to announce myself.
I wont lie to you, I'm not a popular guy. Hell, a good day for me is when no one talks to me. Most of the time I'm bullied and harassed and general other such bullshit. The kind of thing that probably sets other kids off to build pipe bombs. Before you groan and throw these pages away, let me assure you this isn't a Diary of a Wimpy Kid sob story. This is how I Kevin Johnson, nerd, geek, loser, shitprick, or whatever my tormenters are calling me today, somehow got to have sex with the one of the most popular girls in school Sarah Waters.
Now you must be thinking this isn't a Wimpy Kid story, it's an American Pie story. Wrong again my friend. I didn't get Sarah Waters to sit on my wang from some crazy and hilarious scheme. It was actually just a real connection between two people from opposite sides of the social spectrum.
Anyway enough chitchat, let me tell you how it all began. It was the start of the second semester of my senior year at Camfield High School, home of the mighty...errr well chewy Gophers. Yeah our mascot is a glorified rat, you have to wonder if people just put a bunch of animal names in a hat and picked one. It was lunch break on a windy day in February and I was on my way out to my tree to enjoy my tuna sandwich. I flopped down in the grass and began to eat, taking out my pocket book to read a bit more of Jurassic Park which was a book before it was a movie by the way.
I finished maybe three pages and half a sandwich before I heard someone thump to the ground on the other side of the tree. I looked up but didn't want to turn around, afraid James Conery or one of his cohorts was about to do something horrible to me. If I ignored it then maybe they'd leave.
A minute later I became aware of sobbing coming from behind me. I folded the page I was on and closed the book slowly. When I glanced back my eyes widened as I saw Sarah Waters sitting Indian style in her blue and gold cheer leading uniform sobbing and rocking back and forth. She was so into it that I don't even think she knew I was there.
I should say here that Sarah is actually James Conery's girlfriend. That being said I really had only one choice with this crying girl. Ignore her. Me seen talking to her under any circumstances was only signing my own contract of death. So I returned to my book, figuring if she didn't know I was there I had no reason to announce myself.