Tenacious D

[amelia]

rules....their CD is sooo funny...everytime i listen to it..i laugh and laugh.....of course..i also hope the little family in the car next to me can't hear what i'm listening to...i think they say "fuck" 1000 times in the first 3 songs....this CD rocks!!!

 

[lobito]

all of their stuff is the shit! "Music is entertaining again, says lobito". Two thumbs up. They're on my list of music to listen to today.

 

[amelia]

I KNOW..i mean..it's actually pretty dangerous for me to listen to their CD when i drive...i'm laughing that freaking hard!!!!

 

[Zamdrist]

I think you've turned me on to this, this is freakin' hilarious:

Fuck Her Gently

From TanaciousD.

Funny!

 

[amelia]

I think you've turned me on to this, this is freakin' hilarious:

Fuck Her Gently

From TenaciousD.

Funny!

i was singin that song today!!! they are sooooo super funny

 

[Zamdrist]

i was singin that song today!!! they are sooooo super funny

Talk about mood music.

Had you seen that cartoon rendition of the song?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Jack Black rules.

And Kyle ain't too far behind.

 

[amelia]

Re: Jack Black rules.

And Kyle ain't too far behind.

this thread is considered to be fluff isn't it...? i took a look at the thread you started about that...and you're right..most people do prefer fluff....but..to keep on subject...JB and KG do rule...i can't think of very many people that are are funnier....

 

[amelia]

Talk about mood music.

Had you seen that cartoon rendition of the song?

i didn't get to see that b/c my computer sucks...i heard there is a big uproar at mtv about playing it....it must be pretty...ummmm.....interesting...

 

[Dillinger]

They're hilarious... love their stuff.

 

[amelia]

yeah..i'm just bumping this for elizabeth...hoping she'll post some of their lyrics over here

 

[Eagle70]

June 9th, 2002, at the WBCN River Rave, i'm gonna see Tenacious D live..i cannot wait!

 

[Elizabeth]

yeah..i'm just bumping this for elizabeth...hoping she'll post some of their lyrics over here

You got it amelia.


Sex Song


That's the first thing I say to you, How's it goin`? Are you flowin`? Listen honey, thinkin` bout a couple things to say to you. Showin`, growin`. And I'd like to place my hands upon your fuckin` sexy ass and squeeze, and squeeze.

Take off your blouse and your underpants, then take a look, cause here me and KG come naked, out of the side hatch. Pretty oils and perfume, and insense. Now you're groovin, put on a cool '70s groove, a funky groove to fuck you, the funky groove that fucks you. You guessed it, me, me and KG.

It's all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans. Have you ever been worked on, by two guys who are hot for your snatch? That's what I'm offerin` you. You step into our room, and then you smell the perfumes. You lay upon our roundish bed, and then you feel a tickling on your head. It's KG with a feather, the French tickler, look out baby he's got the tools.

And then you feel somethin` down by your feet, it's me, it's JB, I'm suckin` on your toes. We don't mind suckin` on toes. Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes. Havin` sex with me and KG, now you're talkin` double-team, supreme.



If I can I'll link the video from "Tribute"

 

[Elizabeth]

Got it. Just click on whatever speed you want.


click here

 

[Eagle70]

"Tribute"

One day me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitch-hiking down, a long and lonesome road...when all of a sudden...there shined a shiny demon..in the middle...of the road...

and he said!

Play the best SONG in the world...or i'll eat your souls...

Well me and Kyle..we looked at each other...and we each said...OK

And we played the first thing that came to our heads, which just so happened to be..the best song in the world...it was the best song in the world...

Look into my eyes and its easy to see, one and one make two two and one make three it was destiney...once every hundred thousand years or so when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the dust doth grow...

Needless to say...the beast was stunned...WHIP-CRACK! went its fork-ed tail..and the best was done...he asked us.. <snort> be you angels? and we said NAY, we are but men, MARK!

This is not, the greatist song in the world...this is just a tribute...couldnt remember the best song in the world...nooo, no, this is a tribute...to the greatist song in the world...it was the greatist song in the world oooohhhh...

The peculer thing is that the song we sang on that faitful night didnt sound anything like this SONG! This is just a tribute...you gotta believe me, and i wish you were there...just a matter of opinion...oh-ha!

 

[Elizabeth]

Kyle Quit The Band

Last week, Kyle quit the band,
Now we're back together, uh.
Misunderstanding, didn't understand.
It doesn't matter, now we're back together again.
A-la la la la la.
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. (that's true)
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash.
That's also true!
This is our song of exultant joy because
We only came to kick some ass.
Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass.
What we gonna do with all the cash?
Smoke hash, and then we thrash.
We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all.
And everyone is invited to the bash.
And everyone you're all invited to the bash!
C'mon Kyle, one time c'mon!
[skat]

 

[nasty]

Well, I never have heard TD, but, Barenaked Ladies are FUNNIER THAN HELL!!!!!!!! THey put on a great show, too.

 

[Elizabeth]

Well, I never have heard TD, but, Barenaked Ladies are FUNNIER THAN HELL!!!!!!!! THey put on a great show, too.

I agree. I don't think I've had more fun at a concert than the last time I saw BNL. BUT...Tenacious D...You must listen to them at least.

 

[nasty]

Next time I'm in a record store, I'll see what I can do.

 

[BlazeofLife]

Tenacious D kicks ass.
And that was the funniest video I've ever seen! (Fuck Her Gently)

Jeez, Spumco does everything, don't they?

Blaze

 

[MechaBlade]

Their show was only okay, but it was great to see the "video" for Tribute (to the Greatest Song in the World).