Ten ways to make him hard.

[Guest]

1. strip quickly
2. strip slowly
3 strip to music
4 strip with your back to him
5 strip in another room - just tell him you're doing it
6. strip over the phone
7. talk about stripping
8. write about stripping
9. strip him
10 breath

 

[Cerberus666]

I like number 10. But I think you forgot to mention stripping.

 

[Smiley777]

Mmmmm. Breathing.

 

[just pet]

Great, isn't it...

 

[HeavyStick]

#10 isn't a requirement for some guys on lit.

 

[red_rose]

Not breathing could work, too, really.

 

[*Eve*]

#10 isn't a requirement for some guys on lit.

ewwwww

 

[Anna Leigh]

great thread GP!u r my hero!

 

[miles]

1. strip quickly
2. strip slowly
3 strip to music
4 strip with your back to him
5 strip in another room - just tell him you're doing it
6. strip over the phone
7. talk about stripping
8. write about stripping
9. strip him
10 breath

Mind reader.

 

[Jabo 69]

Getting a hard on.

I CAN GET REALLY HARD JUST LOOKING AT JUST PET'S

GREEN TITTIE WITH THE NIPPLE SHOWING....

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

HOT DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!




JABO(no compassion)

 

[Purrde Flower]

I and GP!

 

[Sillyman]

#10 isn't a requirement for some guys on lit.

Not particularly. All I ask is a hole and most of her head left.

 

[Eumenides]

I thought all you had to do was say, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable" *shrugs* You mean I actually have to put forth effort? Damn!

 

[*Eve*]

Not particularly. All I ask is a hole and most of her head left.

I repeat, ewwwww

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have a # 11.....

and at # 11 (for me).....

Going to Burger King and having a woman on the intercom saying, "Would you like anything else with your meal?"

Gets me every time....

 

[Gusty Wind]

.

 

[funspirit]

#12- GP's posts

 

[bknight2602]

Some seductive lightening while stripping.

 

[Cleopatra]

I thought bringing/talking about beer had to be included somewhere??

 

[Zmey]

how about a blow job?

 

[Master Control]

how about a blow job?

uhhmmm OK

 

[Guest]

LMAO...I'm not going back over the whole thread. You guys are great!

Getting woodies at Burger King!!!! There are kids there for G*d sake, jeff!

No blow jobs unless it's at least standing on its own.

No stripping in thunder storms either BK!

 

[Zmey]

No blow jobs unless it's at least standing on its own.

yeah but what about Tampax feeling? "Expands in your mouth and not in your hands"

 

[honeylick]

yeah but what about Tampax feeling? "Expands in your mouth and not in your hands"

'one of these words is not like the others... one of these words does not belong...'

especially in this thread.

 

[RoughPlay]

Yes these all work for me.