Ten sure-fire, legal ways to get laid...TONIGHT

I think the reason we haven't been told, was because there aren't really 10 sure fire ways of legally getting laid.
 
Damn, and I could really use some hints how to get laid. :( I only know one quite sure-fire way; be a woman.
 
Re: Re: Ten sure-fire, legal ways to get laid...TONIGHT

Renegade said:
1) Get a hooker.

Not strictly legal unless you're in the right parts of the world
 
Lovepotion69 said:
Damn, and I could really use some hints how to get laid. :( I only know one quite sure-fire way; be a woman.

I was going to say that but didn't want an inferno headed my way. Well said, LP :D
 
Lovepotion69 said:
Damn, and I could really use some hints how to get laid. :( I only know one quite sure-fire way; be a woman.
so what are you saying... I should get a sex change?
 
littlekateyes said:
I wish it were that easy.

Woman walks into club/bar/resturant/shop/whatever.

Goes up to man.

Asks for sex.

Gets laid.

Goes home.


sounds simple enough to me
 
Re: Re: Re: Ten sure-fire, legal ways to get laid...TONIGHT

Starblayde said:
Not strictly legal unless you're in the right parts of the world

Legal smegal, I want to get laid!

Besides, that's what Vegas is for....
 
Starblayde said:
Woman walks into club/bar/resturant/shop/whatever.

Goes up to man.

Asks for sex.

Gets laid.

Goes home.


sounds simple enough to me
*write this down* Ok so I need to go out tonight. ;)
 
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