Tell Us Something You Suck At
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may_I_please
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Not eating all the cheese
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You are destroying my image of American males
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It's so good....
It can be hot and melty or cold
It has so many varieties
I mean what are you supposed to be...made of stone?!
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TallGlassOfSarcasm
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I suck at watching other people fix my car and reading poetry.
There. Classic American male image restored.
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I'm too much the outdoorsy guy to practice bowling ...
Does that help restore your faith somewhat??
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All these years I should have been trying to attract women by wearing string cheese on a necklace.
I would have lured in the right kind!
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Well you’d have ensnared me that’s for sure
who says I’m a cheap date?
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Dafuk is that? Is that a can? Of cheese?
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Wait....you aren't familiar with Cheese Wiz?
Yes. It sprays out of the can like whipped creme.
It is every bit of low class as you'd think and just as amazing
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may_I_please
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now I hate AmericaWait....you aren't familiar with Cheese Wiz?
Yes. It sprays out of the can like whipped creme.
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I hear this is a delicacy in Philadelphia.Wait....you aren't familiar with Cheese Wiz?
Yes. It sprays out of the can like whipped creme.
It is every bit of low class as you'd think and just as amazing
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I suck at parallel parking and saying no to my kids 
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I like to take a nice slice of brie and add cheese wiz to it
TallGlassOfSarcasm
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It is legitimately a menu option at Pat's Cheesesteaks
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I’m actually going to hurt you
please check out what the CNFM/CMNF thread descended into for details
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That’s the same colour as an Oompah LoompahWait....you aren't familiar with Cheese Wiz?
Yes. It sprays out of the can like whipped creme.
It is every bit of low class as you'd think and just as amazing
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I think i had it. But... nacho cheese out of the 7/11 machines is far superior if theres ever a ghetto cheese off. I risk my life on it more frequently than id like to admit.
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TallGlassOfSarcasm
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Their faces..... if it matches their hair it's time to throw that can outThat’s the same colour as an Oompah Loompah
You have to be clear with this advice. For safety reasons.
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Oompa Loompa doopity doo.... maybe it sings too!!
Cheese from a can will make you go poo
