Tell us something about you that we don't know...

[T.H. Oughts]

I'd really like to bend you over and go deep with my strapon.... hold on, you already know that.....

How about I don't wear earings.

So tell us something about you that we don't know...

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't have any toes.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I don't have any toes.

Did you put them to near the fire and they melted????

 

[SlowHand89]

I like boxer briefs.

 

[Dougy]

I am brachycephalic

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I am brachycephalic

And in layman terms that would be?????

 

[Lost Cause]

I'm left handed, and wear contact lenses......gawd, I'm so ashamed!

 

[APhil]

How bout this?

I have a penis, approximately 7-1/2 inches long, 2 inches thick, and 5 inches in circumference.

 

[scylis]

i like cheese.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

i like cheese.

Tell us something new!!!

 

[Private Vasquez]

i like cheese.

chiizu ga daisukidesu nee.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

How bout this?

I have a penis, approximately 7-1/2 inches long, 2 inches thick, and 5 inches in circumference.

Hold on I'll post in a minute, I have my mouth full at the moment....

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I have perfected an evil look that I use on anybody I don't want to associate with.

People tend to avoid me after I look at them like a demon insane with bloodlust a few times.

 

[Dougy]

And in layman terms that would be?????

I lied...I am actually dolichocephalic which would mean that the maximum length from the front to the back of my skull is markedly larger than the maximum breadth from side to side.

Had them backwards, so I guess I told you something about myself that even I didn't know...

 

[Willing and Unsure]

I wanna kill my roomie... but I'm going to move the furniture instead.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I lied...I am actually dolichocephalic which would mean that the maximum length from the front to the back of my skull is markedly larger than the maximum breadth from side to side.

We learn something new everyday...

Well my art work is calling me to play so I'll read you all later...

 

[Guest]

Contrary to popular belief

To dismiss a few misconcepts concerning myself made by the viewing audiance, the following are not true.....

1) I have not ever been a member of any biker gang regardless of my appearance and style of dress.

2) I have not served time in any penitentiary, my license photo has always looked like that.

3) Even though I have worked for several years in the television and music industries, I have not done cocaine or herion regardless of how my eyes look and my hands shake.

4) My ex wife is not in a cold storage facility in New Jersey, she was always that icey a bitch.

5) DNA tests are inconclusive as to whether I'm the lovechild of Buddy Holly and Marilyn Monroe.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I lied...I am actually dolichocephalic which would mean that the maximum length from the front to the back of my skull is markedly larger than the maximum breadth from side to side.

Had them backwards, so I guess I told you something about myself that even I didn't know...

So you're the baddie from Alien?

 

[RastaPope]

I think Jem is truly outrageous.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

My left fang was chipped and I used superglue.

 

[scylis]

i like cheese.

 

[superlittlegirl]

i like cheese.

i like scylis.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I've had upwards of 40 orgasms in the last 24 hours

 

[Sillyman]

I have a fetish for women in costumes of various sorts.

 

[Miss D Meaner]

Ok, about me

I am someone else

I want a man

I like cheese