pantalaimonlyra
Literotica Guru
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- Nov 27, 2018
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3 favourite yoga poses:
Triangle
Wheel
Forward fold
3 least favorites:
Chair twist
Plow
Warrior 1
Triangle
Wheel
Forward fold
3 least favorites:
Chair twist
Plow
Warrior 1
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3 most irritating things about Lit:
1: The 'Posers' - people so full of affectations that they don't feel even one little bit 'real' - whether it's arrogant assholes (which actually probably is real) or the "Look at me! Aren't I just the most special, precocious little Coquette you ever saw?" crowd (memo: Get over yourselves). Also included: Fake Doms and Subs.
2: The 'Correctors' - those who have nothing else to say but to try and 'school' people. Whether it's grammar or their thinking, this schooling is usually done in an insulting manner. I can never figure out if that's an indication of a superiority or inferiority complex. What it is: tedious and self-aggrandizing, but a valuable tool in determining who not to waste your time on. Again, get over yourselves.
3 Skipping (on the 'Poster Above You' interactive threads). That's just fucking rude. We've all had it happen, so we all should know to either hit 'preview post' first or take a quick scroll up when you've hit submit and 'edit' if somebody got in between you and the person you've quoted. It's not that hard. It's an adult site - act like one.
Anybody who doesn't like these descriptions most assuredly has my sympathy, because that's 'too bad'.
Shuddup, you haven't been here long enough to be bitchin' about anything. Go to your corner, little man.
That's only 1 thing...
Three Foods I Seem to Crave Frequently:
1. Cracked wheat sourdough bread for Dagwood type sandwiches
2. Honeycrisp apples
3. French onion chip dip
3 things I love about BlackCaramelCreme:
- She has a good heart.
- She treats everyone here with kindness and respect.
- She loves to cook, especially with rum.
Shuddup, you haven't been here long enough to be bitchin' about anything. Go to your corner, little man.
Thank you for revealing yourself... again and again and again.
I love you.
I appreciate you.
You are my true dear friend.
Three movies I can watch over and over:
Goodfellas
Animal House
Casablanca