Tell Me What to Do

[autumnelephant]

I'm home alone and terribly horny and wet. I thought maybe for something a little different, someone might like to tell me what to do. I like using objects, and I love pillow humping. No pics of me doing it, but I'll gladly describe for you.

Be creative please!

 

[Edensgarden]

I'm home alone and terribly horny and wet. I thought maybe for something a little different, someone might like to tell me what to do. I like using objects, and I love pillow humping. No pics of me doing it, but I'll gladly describe for you.

Be creative please!

Do you have a summer sausage in the fridge you can masturbate with?

A brat would work too. Or even better...a Cheddarwurst. I love Cheddarwurst.

 

[autumnelephant]

No, but I've got a lot of hot dogs in the freezer.

 

[Bluespark]

Frozen hot dogs? This could get interesting.

 

[Edensgarden]

No, but I've got a lot of hot dogs in the freezer.

Ok...frozen hot dogs it is. How many of those puppies do you think you can get in you?

Bonus points if you get someone to eat them for lunch later.

 

[Aquagal]

Ok...frozen hot dogs it is. How many of those puppies do you think you can get in you?

Bonus points if you get someone to eat them for lunch later.

LMAO!!!!

 

[autumnelephant]

You wanna talk about cold?! Brrr.

I managed 2 comfortably, 3 after a bit of "warming up." I've thought about trying temperature extremes before but never did. Those were cold (at least I know my freezer's working just fine )! It's a weird feeling, especially as the hot dogs are rather unyielding when they're frozen. Once they start to melt, it's an amazing sensation of the cold mixed with the heat of my body. I actually think the cold heightens the arousal. Pretty interesting all around.

No bonus points, but a new use for hot dogs.

 

[cowslinger64]

You wanna talk about cold?! Brrr.

I managed 2 comfortably, 3 after a bit of "warming up." I've thought about trying temperature extremes before but never did. Those were cold (at least I know my freezer's working just fine )! It's a weird feeling, especially as the hot dogs are rather unyielding when they're frozen. Once they start to melt, it's an amazing sensation of the cold mixed with the heat of my body. I actually think the cold heightens the arousal. Pretty interesting all around.

No bonus points, but a new use for hot dogs.

this thread is useless without pictorial evidence... jus sayin

 

[heartlessbytch]

OMG is this any relationship to the train wreck a couple of weeks ago

 

[Aquagal]

Were those Franks extra long or jumbo?

 

[cowslinger64]

Were those Franks extra long or jumbo?

if it looked like this...i dont wanna see it

 

[Aquagal]

if it looked like this...i dont wanna see it

So is that a nix on her posting pics?

 

[Adre]

Take me out to the ball park.

 

[Edensgarden]

You wanna talk about cold?! Brrr.

I managed 2 comfortably, 3 after a bit of "warming up." I've thought about trying temperature extremes before but never did. Those were cold (at least I know my freezer's working just fine )! It's a weird feeling, especially as the hot dogs are rather unyielding when they're frozen. Once they start to melt, it's an amazing sensation of the cold mixed with the heat of my body. I actually think the cold heightens the arousal. Pretty interesting all around.

No bonus points, but a new use for hot dogs.

Only 3? I would have figured you to have more room. Maybe only when trying the hot dogs "doggie" style. Huh? Also, you don't want to end up like that girl in middle school who stuck a weiner in her pussy and had to go to the ER to have it removed. So staying safe with 3 was a good choice. Bravo!!

 

[cowslinger64]

So is that a nix on her posting pics?

if she can get all that in her...thats a nix!


this either...

 

[Edensgarden]

Autumnelephant,

I'm into this...I really am.

You got me hot off of that last one...but the other posters are right....pics would make the experience sooooo much hotter.

Would ya? Could ya?

I also have another request. Do you have a vacuum cleaner with attachments? How about sucking on your clit and lips to orgasm?

I've been called a vacuum cleaner at giving blow jobs, because of my ability to suck so good, but have never done anything with a vacuum personally. That's hot!

 

[MollyDolly]

Autumnelephant,

I'm into this...I really am.

You got me hot off of that last one...but the other posters are right....pics would make the experience sooooo much hotter.

Would ya? Could ya?

I also have another request. Do you have a vacuum cleaner with attachments? How about sucking on your clit and lips to orgasm?

I've been called a vacuum cleaner at giving blow jobs, because of my ability to suck so good, but have never done anything with a vacuum personally. That's hot!

I fucking love you, Eden. I just fucking love you

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Do you have a summer sausage in the fridge you can masturbate with?

A brat would work too. Or even better...a Cheddarwurst. I love Cheddarwurst.

Cheddarwurst... Bwahahaha!!!! Love it.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

rumor has it, stuffing your girl parts with gummy bears is super erotic..
and if you're a good cummer.. and it's really hard..
you can get a rainbow shower as you finish.

it's totally hot.

 

[Miles Long]

Is keeping hot dogs in the freezer a thing? I've never heard of that before. Is it to keep them from going bad before you can eat them all? Hot dogs are so jam packed with preservatives I bet it takes a long time for them to go bad. And even if they do, if you lose a half pack of hot dogs you're only out a couple bucks at most. This ain't exactly kobe beef we're talking about here.

I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

 

[BigDaddy71231863]

A pussy that has had hot dogs put into it is now extra edible. Just sayin!

 

[Scentofawoman]

I seriously am just so confused.

 

[Edensgarden]

I seriously am just so confused.

OP was horny and wet and wanted someone to tell her what to do.

I took the challenge and requested she beef up her puss a little bit.

Make sense?

 

[BigDaddy71231863]

OP was horny and wet and wanted someone to tell her what to do.

I took the challenge and requested she beef up her puss a little bit.

Make sense?

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha! "Beef" up...I see what you did there!!

Sorry...couldn't resist...

 

[Daizie]