Tell me a lie

[sexy-girl]

make up a lie and post it in this thread ... try to make the lie as big as you can but not be something thats out of character for you (exgarrate your online personna) and try to make it almost believable


have fun go nuts :





my grammar is so bad because i had a teacher at school that would use corporal punishment ... i would be forced to say after school for hours on end and she would hurl abuse at me ... later she got fired ... but i believe because she was my english teacher ever since then i've mentally refused to use capital letters comma's or full stops no matter how hard i try ... and i've had a deep mistrust for teachers especially english ones *shudders*

 

[Guru]

 

[Todd]

The Democrats are really good people just misunderstood.

The Republicans are botnagain christians just misunderstood.

 

[sexy-girl]

oop's this thread is very simalier to rubyfruits ... hers is actually better though so i think maybe you should post there instead of here i swear i didnt copy her idea i hadnt seen that thread till now


maybe her and i just like making up those big fibs that are completely untrue and unbelievable


(i dont like other kind of lying)

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm really Yayati. I just had to confess. Hey, why do you think I, I mean he, has been so hot for PC and DCL?

 

[estevie]

Once, when I was 13 or 14. Van Halen came to our town for a concert. We lived on a lake at the time, at the beach was a big commotion. We pulled the boat in to see what all the hubub was about...what did we see? Van Halen partying on our beach!!! Being the crazy bitch that I am, we made our way to the front of the crowd (hey who doesn't move for teenage girls in bikinis ) and started partying with the band! We partied till wee hours of the morning, it is a day I will never forget!



anyone who knows me, might believe all this actually happened! lol

 

[Asendin]

I'm a virgin

 

[ExLimey]

The check is in the mail or, if you prefer, the Czech is in the male! (punch line from a bad joke)

I want to apologize, I'm a little "punchy" right now. My weird sense of humor is kicking in. Tomorrow I probably won't think this is funny at all. No, I haven't been drinking!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I must also fess up... I'm AJ and "his" various incarnations. Didn't you think it was funny that we all lived in Kansas? I'm good at playing an ill-informed drunkard, aren't I?

 

[Problem Child]

"And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."

 

[Rubyfruit]

oop's this thread is very simalier to rubyfruits ... hers is actually better though so i think maybe you should post there instead of here i swear i didnt copy her idea i hadnt seen that thread till now


maybe her and i just like making up those big fibs that are completely untrue and unbelievable


(i dont like other kind of lying)

sexy-girl,

Don't worry about it. This one is a totally different idea than my game. I look forward to seeing what all the creative people here come up with.

 

[MissTaken]

I'm not bi. No really, I don't think women are beautiful, nor do I enjoy making love to a woman. Don't believe me? Of course, I don't want sexy girl! Uh huh....only men for me!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I should also mention that the StudMuffin visits here frequently. He calls himself Todd, but don't let that fool you, he's really a studly kind of guy.

 

[kiwiwolf]

No I won't come in your mouth....

 

[lilfrk]

I'm the Pope...Kiss my ring.

 

[Siren]

I am Manu

 

[april-wine]

I am actually Angelina Jolie....pssssssssst don't tell anyone, I just love the fact I can post on the sly....

<<<<<<<Oh yeah those lips belong to a trucker named Harry, I met him on the Tomb Raider shoot and just had to have his lips.....

 

[Pan718]

OK, I confess it!

I can't keep the lie going any longer! I'm a man who has pretended to be Killer Muffin for years! The female voice on the audio stories is a voice distortion device on my phone. Please don't be angry... you all have helped me get in touch with my feminine side in so many ways... I promise I'll never lie to you all again.

Glad to have the truth out,

Killer Muffin... Ummmm, sorry... PAN

 

[Pan718]

OK, I confess it!

I can't keep the lie going any longer! I'm a man who has pretended to be Rubyfruit for years! The female voice on the audio stories is a voice distortion device on my phone. Please don't be angry... you all have helped me get in touch with my feminine side in so many ways... I promise I'll never lie to you all again.

Glad to have the truth out,

Rubyfruit... Ummmm, sorry... PAN

 

[Luke's Angel]

This thread is just too much fun to miss.

I'm not a board virgin.

And the real reason I posted to this thread:

I'm actually the woman Pretending to be PAN pretending to be both KillerMuffin and Rubyfruit.

I think many of us are going to need therapy after this.

 

[p_p_man]

make up a lie and post it in this thread ... try to make the lie as big as you can but not be something thats out of character for you (exgarrate your online personna) and try to make it almost believable

I write a daily column for an International publication. My areas of speciality is the external policies of the United States of America and the shortfalls of the American Government. Both as a group and as individuals.

I appear on TV about three times a year in the UK and probably twice a year in the US.

I'm the guest they bring in to give an opposing viewpoint.

I have a fairly largel financial interest in a Middle Eastern newspaper published in Rhiyad, Saudi Arabia. I contribute articles on an ad hoc basis showing the wider implications of certain Government policies. I have been jailed twice by the Saudi authorites for my association with the newspaper; but because there are more moderates in the Government than most people believe my time in jail was only one week on the first occasion and two days on the second.

I also have a small financial interest in a Radio station in Calcutta for which I also contrubute programmes and interviews from time to time.

My real name is.....

Ha! thought you had me didn't you? My real name must remain a secret...

 

[StondTmplPilot]

No, that wasn't a porn website i was looking at, it was the photographic documentation of a recent University of New Hampshire study on the effects of the tongue on the clitoris...

 

[marduk]

I write meaningful and intelligent questions on this bored..and reply to others with wit and charm

 

[p_p_man]

I write meaningful and intelligent questions on this bored..and reply to others with wit and charm

On this bored what...?

 

[marduk]

thnks fr curectng mi splling..iment tu sey boerd