Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I live at Walmart.

 

[fullservice65]

I love doing laundry.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I hate shoes

 

[Your_enigmatic_escape]

I don’t think the poster above me is attractive in the least.

 

[EmmAgain]

Numbers are random.

 

[SusanHoward]

I’m too shy to look at my tribute pics and vids.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have an army of robots built from recycled Xerox machines.

 

[BDA73]

I was put together in a breast inspection factory

 

[SusanHoward]

I did NOT go skinny-dipping at High Bridge with friends on Senior Skip Day.

 

[Your_enigmatic_escape]

I've always had a way with the ladies.

 

[redsnowbunny]

I am just so... so.. Organized!

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m an intimacy coordinator on movie sets.

 

[mrno]

I'm young, rich, and handsome.

 

[Solid_wave]

Love the way how my incredible head of hair blows in the wind.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

I can eat 5 big macs in a row

 

[Cindy027]

I am being groomed for head of the Illuminati, comes with untold riches accumulated over the years from weaker civilizations.

 

[EctoJohn]

I wake up at the same time every day.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I know your real name

 

[EctoJohn]

I woke up in an unknown woman's bed this morning.

 

[SusanHoward]

I haven’t had a mani/pedi since July.

 

[Taegul]

I once ran for Governor of Arizona primarily on the campaign promise of filling the Grand Canyon with Fruit Loops and milk. I lost, unfortunately, by a very close 100% of the vote margin.

 

[fullservice65]

I run a four-second 100-yard dash.

 

[EctoJohn]

My life is like a Hollywood movie.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I love small talk; when my coworkers interrupt my work to chat about their random BS, it makes me so happy!

 

[EctoJohn]

I am an eloquent public speaker.