Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Noor]

I love bras, make up, doing my hairs and washing dishes

 

[EctoJohn]

I am an expert linguist.

 

[kellyt1994]

Once went to a dude ranch to learn to be a "cowpoke". I was very disappointed.

 

[Taegul]

I used to be a member of the Swedish Bikini Team.

 

[kellyt1994]

I used to be a member of the Swedish Bikini Team.

I was a nipple wrangler at the 2010 Lapland Bikini Finals and Pancake Breakfast. We've probably met. They made me wear glasses tho. So I'd look smart.

 

[Jordan90]

I do not like boobs...

 

[EctoJohn]

I feel fulfilled.

 

[Taegul]

After two years, I still can't pick a favorite. I mean, my Porsche 911 GT3 RS drives like a dream and is so quick and nimble, but the McLaren 750S is just so next level. How can I possibly pick one as a favorite?

 

[EctoJohn]

I own too many cars.

 

[Awaywego]

I don't need air conditioning in this heat

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I am a delightful ray of sunshine.

 

[kellyt1994]

No, this isn't a joint I'm smoking.

 

[Bpc926932]

No , I’m not horny this morning

 

[BDA73]

I hate stroking my cock

 

[EctoJohn]

I am rather good at golf.

 

[munch2much]

I’m a cyborg with a phallus which doubles as an umbrella

 

[pbnjay]

I have a big cock and the ladies love it!

 

[Jordan90]

I shot JFK.

 

[SusanHoward]

No, I am not She.

 

[smtst5]

I totally recognize all of the signs that a woman is flirting with me. Especially after consuming a number of adult beverages.

 

[CliodhnaOB]

I get laid like a madman.

I'm curvy lol

 

[EctoJohn]

I have had too much sex in my life.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I orgasm way too fucking much.

 

[Sunlover102]

I won 1st division in lotto last night.
And I'm not going to give up my job because of the huge win.

 

[Taegul]

I don't think there are any catfish on Lit and I can personally guarantee everyone is 100% who they portray themselves to be.

Especially that TotallyNotTaegul slut.