Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[~Elizabeth~]

I don't miss someone very much.

 

[Gamine67]

My distinctive earlobe is proof I’m a direct descendent of Charlemagne.

 

[lil_jenni]

I never log on to Lit and post details from my current or past sex life in order to get validation that it's okay I'm a slut.

 

[bisissyhusband1]

I would never ever let anyone watch my wife pegging me.

 

[masterslave00]

I am not rock hard right now...

 

[Strixaluco]

Size is the main issue. You can rely on it when it's big enough, and I'll be happy and enjoy the whole thing. I'll be ready for it in a snap, you don't need to bother much and no need to have any gentleness in your probing fingers before plunging in dick first.

 

[JPReads]

I have abs for days. Like can fund my life on OF with these bad boys.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am amazing socially.

 

[SusanHoward]

I had my fingers crossed when I took my vow of celibacy.

 

[MrPimms]

I once attended a conservation conference and got confused, spent the whole time talking about the benefits of conversation.

 

[kellyt1994]

I once attended a conservation conference and got confused, spent the whole time talking about the benefits of conversation.

I once made a similar mistake at a bandage conference. The Johnson & Johnson Reps didn't approve of my outfit. Like, not at all.

 

[Cindy027]

I worked for SÄPO and we did an operation in a foreign country where a fat man and a thin man were smuggled into a building. Oh and we had guns

 

[EctoJohn]

I make Scrooge McDuck look like a pauper.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I was given the lead role in our final theatre performance of my senior year. My professor decided to change the name of the play after our first dress rehearsal.

https://imgur.com/a/y2OkpNn

 

[Utmale48]

I never log on to Lit and post details from my current or past sex life in order to get validation that it's okay I'm a slut.

As long as you’re being you for you. It’s all good.

 

[Jodaily]

Got thrown out of the hospital once. Misunderstood the sign saying stroke patients here.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am over 6 feet tall.

 

[Passionate_Gent]

I'm so sad the weekend is here

 

[kellyt1994]

I am not in trouble for day drinking two days in a row.

 

[SusanHoward]

I almost always wear panties when I wear skirts.

 

[Zephreck]

I never laugh when I read comments by @SusanHoward or @kellyt1994
I love living in Texas during the summer... I love walking outside and immediately start sweating buckets....
I love mosquitoes and horseflies....
I can't stand sweet tea and I am not addicted to it...
I never masturbate after spending time on Literotica

 

[EctoJohn]

I am the current copyright holder of Tigger.

 

[mrdeeds7625]

I'm always getting hit on in drive thru's.

 

[Jodaily]

I love looking for shoes that fit my little girly feet.

 

[Passionate_Gent]

I love shopping