Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Jodaily]

Chatting with people here makes me sad

 

[EctoJohn]

I have more money than I know what to do with.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I’ve never recorded myself having an orgasm.

*ahem*

Waiting


Groovy

 

[softsusan]

I am still a virgin.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I am really Daniel Craig.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I am still a virgin.

Rawr, baby

 

[Jodaily]

I make Jason Mamoa look like a pussy.

 

[EctoJohn]

Just so many friends.

 

[SusanHoward]

I picked up my Homecoming Queen dress at the thrift store.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’ve never behaved unprofessionally at work

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am frequently hired to be a stunt double for sex scenes in porn movies...

 

[EctoJohn]

I drive a Corvette with an electric motor.

 

[kellyt1994]

I drive a Corvette with an electric motor.

My daughter had one of those when she was three.

 

[kellyt1994]

I am frequently hired to be a stunt double for sex scenes in porn movies...

Be careful and wear your eye protection. I read somewhere that over 40% of eye injuries in the San Fernando Valley are bukkake related.

 

[lil_jenni]

I love being awakened very early in the morning by crying babies.

 

[mrdeeds7625]

I have dated 91.4% of women on this site.

 

[kellyt1994]

I have dated 91.4% of women on this site.

You made me order from the lunch menu. That's why you only got to tie down one hand.

 

[kellyt1994]

I am really Daniel Craig.

Wanna do stuff?

 

[Jodaily]

Be careful and wear your eye protection. I read somewhere that over 40% of eye injuries in the San Fernando Valley are bukkake related.

I hope you have stock in 3M. They have a very good safety goggle, which you’re about to need.

 

[Jodaily]

I’ve only jerked off once in my life.

 

[kellyt1994]

I’ve only jerked off once in my life.

And I thought I was lazy.

 

[Jodaily]

Only once, though it’s been ongoing for decades!

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a perfectly normal sleep schedule.

 

[positiveflirt]

I have a perfectly normal sleep schedule.

And I'm a morning person!

 

[CuriousRick]

I love my job! I am over paid and excited to go to work each day!