Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Mother told me that I came from the stork.

Actually, all Alts do.

 

[hairball18]

I am happy being by myself.

 

[Jodaily]

I hate good Scotch.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am married to a cartoon mother.

 

[kellyt1994]

I own the underwear Neil Armstrong wore on the moon landing. They're surprisingly dainty.

But I only wear them on special occasions.

 

[EctoJohn]

This is the second time I've done today.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’ve never been to a police station

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I totally not dramatic.

 

[EctoJohn]

I personally made your underpants.

 

[Jodaily]

I would totally wear those.

 

[SusanHoward]

My swimsuit was stolen before I competed at the Miss World competition.

 

[Jodaily]

I was a swimsuit thief at the Miss World competitions.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have tried every shape of gummi candy ever commercially produced.

 

[Jodaily]

Fell off my yacht and landed in a catamaran full of bunnies. Yeah, those bunnies.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I'm Sean Connery

 

[F3x0r]

I'm shy and softly spoken

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a successful frequent fornicator.

 

[Jodaily]

My harem rarely lets me sleep for more than an hour at a time.

 

[MissSNG]

I’m brand new and have never ever posted before

 

[kellyt1994]

I've often been blamed for breaking up the BeeGees.

 

[carolheadcase]

Tall, blonde with DD tits.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I used to work for NASA.

 

[Jodaily]

Never cared for tall blondes with big tits

 

[EctoJohn]

My yearly trip to the top of Mt. Everest had to be cancelled due to unusual heat waves in Nepal.

 

[Jodaily]

I developed a new strain of reefer that gets you good and high without the stupids of getting good and high.