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IhateClowns said:
Hey man congrats on the monopoly of grabbing all the women off the sight and bringi them directly to you. Did you just start making it rain or what? What is your secret? Do I need to grab some tight undies and put up a profile pic? If so I am in trouble as I have no heiny. My heiny has Ben mistaken for an inny on way too many occasions.

So what is your secret pussy pied piper?
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2 pages of most waffle and I'm the pussy pied piper??? Ahh, not me sir.

Its a tad wet and most here, but that because its cold this time of year. My secret? Well, if I told you then it'd be no secret would it?

I say, if you ain't got the bootay to pull off a profile pic like mine (granted, even I have trouble these days pulling that one off and its my butt) then the onesie.... that was your fanny filibuster right there - you had them eating out the palm of your hands with that badass piece of kit my friend :)
 
lovemonster said:
It's definitely a pointing and laughing thing :D
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What exactly are you pointing at? Can that magnificent ass of his. Or the broad chest. Is he missing some teeth or something? I find pointing and laughing to be rude unless it is someone falling down the stairs or The Jersey Shore because both of those things are hysterical.
 
IhateClowns said:
What exactly are you pointing at? Can that magnificent ass of his. Or the broad chest. Is he missing some teeth or something? I find pointing and laughing to be rude unless it is someone falling down the stairs or The Jersey Shore because both of those things are hysterical.
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Oh you have to see The Only Way Is Essex the English version of Jersey Shore it's definitely hysterical!! Or Geordie Shore!! ahahahaha
 
IhateClowns said:
What exactly are you pointing at? Can that magnificent ass of his. Or the broad chest. Is he missing some teeth or something? I find pointing and laughing to be rude unless it is someone falling down the stairs or The Jersey Shore because both of those things are hysterical.
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Of all the people you asked this question.... :eek:
 
Golden_Silence said:
2 pages of most waffle and I'm the pussy pied piper??? Ahh, not me sir.

Its a tad wet and most here, but that because its cold this time of year. My secret? Well, if I told you then it'd be no secret would it?

I say, if you ain't got the bootay to pull off a profile pic like mine (granted, even I have trouble these days pulling that one off and its my butt) then the onesie.... that was your fanny filibuster right there - you had them eating out the palm of your hands with that badass piece of kit Tmy friend :)
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Oh you are certainly the PPP of lit my friend. I am taking notes.

As for the onesie it has a butt flap as well. Problem is if I pull it down it will remind too many of that awful mine cave in.
 
IhateClowns said:
What exactly are you pointing at? Can that magnificent ass of his. Or the broad chest. Is he missing some teeth or something? I find pointing and laughing to be rude unless it is someone falling down the stairs or The Jersey Shore because both of those things are hysterical.
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It's the booger he has constantly hanging out of his left nostril...
 
lovemonster said:
It's the booger he has constantly hanging out of his left nostril...
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Has anyone told him? Maybe rub your own nose a few times and hope he subconsciously catches on? Nothing worse when someone doesn't know thy have a bat in the cave.
 
IhateClowns said:
Oh you are certainly the PPP of lit my friend. I am taking notes.

As for the onesie it has a butt flap as well. Problem is if I pull it down it will remind too many of that awful mine cave in.
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Notes?? Dude, you'd barely cover a post-it note with what you'll learn from me and my *cough, snigger, laughing* prowess with the ladies...

You dirty fucker - you had 33 miners in there?? I see your problem now, you had too much taken out - you need janey and her electrical *friend* to restore it to its former glory ;)
 
IhateClowns said:
Has anyone told him? Maybe rub your own nose a few times and hope he subconsciously catches on? Nothing worse when someone doesn't know thy have a bat in the cave.
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If it was in the cave, it wouldn't be so bad, but it's tried to escape and gotten caught up in a cobweb of nasal hair! :eek:
 
Golden_Silence said:
Notes?? Dude, you'd barely cover a post-it note with what you'll learn from me and my *cough, snigger, laughing* prowess with the ladies...

You dirty fucker - you had 33 miners in there?? I see your problem now, you had too much taken out - you need janey and her electrical *friend* to restore it to its former glory ;)
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Fuck, I knew he was playing hard to get with me, Janey and the 14" thruster! :mad:
 
FakeaSmile said:
Hahaha Yes well I'm Not English so I don't have to cringe when it comes on I can just LMAO :p
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Darling, the actors are not English either, I've heard that Amy Childs bird talk, it sure as hell isn't English... Her only redeeming feature is her falsies
 
IhateClowns said:
Oh my god. He has the famous mustache snail trail? No wonder you point and laugh. It is impossible not to
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Tell me about it - don't ever go to a funeral with him, I keep getting chucked out for being disrespectful!
 
IhateClowns said:
Has anyone told him? Maybe rub your own nose a few times and hope he subconsciously catches on? Nothing worse when someone doesn't know thy have a bat in the cave.
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My word, she sold you a line and you fell for it.... Want to buy some magic beans???
 
Golden_Silence said:
Darling, the actors are not English either, I've heard that Amy Childs bird talk, it sure as hell isn't English... Her only redeeming feature is her falsies
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Hehehe Indeed just stand there and do NOT open your mouth love Well not with words anyway :p
 
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