teh laydees.....

[IhateClowns]

Notes?? Dude, you'd barely cover a post-it note with what you'll learn from me and my *cough, snigger, laughing* prowess with the ladies...

You dirty fucker - you had 33 miners in there?? I see your problem now, you had too much taken out - you need janey and her electrical *friend* to restore it to its former glory

I already have a notebook full of notes and I didn't even Doyle space. I am developing carpal tunnel from not being able to keep up.

Between the moon craters, mine dust, and conclaves action going on I have to stuff my undies just to keep my pants from falling down.

 

[IhateClowns]

Tell me about it - don't ever go to a funeral with him, I keep getting chucked out for being disrespectful!

So foul. Can't even fake them as tears huh?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Tell me about it - don't ever go to a funeral with him, I keep getting chucked out for being disrespectful!

Sweetie, you were pissed and blind drunk, after groping the vicar, you fell in the hole - you slipped, you were not thrown - you know your balance works so well when you're drunk

 

[IhateClowns]

My word, she sold you a line and you fell for it.... Want to buy some magic beans???

Will they make my stalk grow bigger?

Oh come on. It was just sitting there on a tee for me

 

[lovemonster]

So foul. Can't even fake them as tears huh?

Nope, that green slimy colour kinda gives it away...

 

[lovemonster]

Sweetie, you were pissed and blind drunk, after groping the vicar, you fell in the hole - you slipped, you were not thrown - you know your balance works so well when you're drunk

I don't do so well sober either!

 

[Golden_Silence]

I already have a notebook full of notes and I didn't even Doyle space. I am developing carpal tunnel from not being able to keep up.

Between the moon craters, mine dust, and conclaves action going on I have to stuff my undies just to keep my pants from falling down.

Dude... you jerking off to my memoirs???

I can only sympathise - don't worry, Janey will have a solution - she always does

 

[Golden_Silence]

Will they make my stalk grow bigger?

Oh come on. It was just sitting there on a tee for me

No, you need to buy the bottle of magic serum - go see GA in the alley in half an hour - he sells it, he has an unusual dispensing method I'm told

You certainly hit it up the fairway, that's for damned sure

 

[Golden_Silence]

I don't do so well sober either!

*casts mind back a couple of months*

You did ok.... Janey however

 

[IhateClowns]

Nope, that green slimy colour kinda gives it away...

Maybe a bib for Christmas might be in order? A mask maybe?

 

[lovemonster]

*casts mind back a couple of months*

You did ok.... Janey however

*snerk*

Yeah, and people took the piss outta me for throwing my drinks around!

 

[IhateClowns]

No, you need to buy the bottle of magic serum - go see GA in the alley in half an hour - he sells it, he has an unusual dispensing method I'm told

You certainly hit it up the fairway, that's for damned sure

I am not sure I want anything GA serves up. Could be tainted.

 

[lovemonster]

Maybe a bib for Christmas might be in order? A mask maybe?

A paper bag might do it?

 

[Miles Long]

Oh good, teh laydees are still here!

 

[IhateClowns]

Oh good, teh laydees are still here!

Tht is where you are wrong my friend. The Pussy Pied Piper left an apparently tootled his flute and all teh laydees had no choice but to follow.

He is da man.

 

[IhateClowns]

Toodle dee doo Toodle dee doo.

Where are you PPP? Bring teh laydees back!

 

[Golden_Silence]

Toodle dee doo Toodle dee doo.

Where are you PPP? Bring teh laydees back!

Now that's what I'm talking about.... you wait - they'll be flocking to your door any minute - that onesie is a ladykiller that's for sure

I swear, there will be no laydees follow me into this thread, they just don't get me

 

[IhateClowns]

Now that's what I'm talking about.... you wait - they'll be flocking to your door any minute - that onesie is a ladykiller that's for sure

I swear, there will be no laydees follow me into this thread, they just don't get me

Oh thank you Baby Jesus just before his birthday. You came back. Now where is all the TUNA?????

You wore them out didn't you?

Selfish Bastard. Did you leave any scraps?

 

[lovemonster]

Oh thank you Baby Jesus just before his birthday. You came back. Now where is all the TUNA?????

You wore them out didn't you?

Selfish Bastard. Did you leave any scraps?

Oooh, loving the onesie, Clowns! You're sooooo hot!

Please tell me it has a butt flap!

 

[Miles Long]

Two more sleeps with teh laydees until Chrimma Ho Ho!

 

[IhateClowns]

Oooh, loving the onesie, Clowns! You're sooooo hot!

Please tell me it has a butt flap!

That it does but I have an anal chastity belt on

 

[lovemonster]

That it does but I have an anal chastity belt on

You mean you'll let 33 miners in there but not me and janey?

 

[Aquagal]

Two more sleeps with teh laydees until Chrimma Ho Ho!

Who's sleeping?

 

[Miles Long]

Who's sleeping?

Haha not teh laydees I guess!

 

[Aquagal]

Haha not teh laydees I guess!

Hopefully the menfolk don't snooze their way through either