Teeth+Penis=OUCH

[Nymphobiguy]

I have been a lurker for a while and now just becoming more confidant in my questions. I have been married for 5 years. I love my wife, however how do I get her to stop using her teeth when she blows me? I have tried to ask her, then resorted to the OUCH that hurt but to no avail. any tips, tricks??

 

[Holly1990]

I think I was guilty of this during my first few teenage fumbles. As I remember, my boyfriend at the time just said to me something like 'that was great, but please don't use your teeth because it really hurts' and I followed the advice. Not sure what to tell you if you've told her and she still does it though..
Once I was with a guy who wanted me to bite it, that was kind of fun, like, for stress relief..

 

[mynameisben]

I once got my penis stuck in a coffee maker.

 

[Holly1990]

I once got my penis stuck in a coffee maker.

Silly, that's not how you make coffee!

 

[mynameisben]

Silly, that's not how you make coffee!

No, it is not. It seemed like a really good idea at the time, though.

 

[MaynardJKeenan]

I once got my penis stuck in a coffee maker.

Happens to me all the time... -.-



As for using teeth, my ex used to have some pretty big teeth. She had a big mouth (no pun intended) but from time to time I'd get scraped. It's no fun, but I came to the conclusion that her anatomy was what made it hard for her to not use her teeth (by accident) sometimes.

I say if it's really THAT big a problem where the teeth is really way too much, I suggest actually sitting her down and explaining to her that she should change that habbit. And, since blowjobs are fun for pretty much all guys, tell her this "Remember: Practice makes perfect" then proceed to removing your pants and boxers. Works 7% of the time!

 

[NippleMuncher]

You need to have a talk with your wife that teeth are not a good thing. If she continues, then you'll have to decline getting blow jobs from her, although that may be her point.

No, it is not. It seemed like a really good idea at the time, though.

I once got my penis caught in a pickle slicer ... We both got fired, though she didn't use her teeth.

 

[SweetErika]

Have a conversation about this in a kind, loving manner when you're not having sex. First, tell her how much you enjoy receiving oral because it's such an intimate act. Then ask her if her teeth get involved intentionally or by accident. If it's intentional, let her know you really love everything else she does, but it's such a sensitive area that teeth just end up hurting. If it's by accident, you should try to narrow down what moves are causing her teeth to scrape/bite you, work together to find some alternatives (like just licking and sucking the head of your cock while she uses her well-lubed hand on the rest, giving your hair-free balls attention, licking and kissing the shaft, etc.) and find some other solutions. For instance, dental wax (the kind that's available for covering braces and such) might be helpful to cover the points of teeth that scrape you, or there's a novelty item called Head Candy (or Headcandy) that's a gummy candy used to cover teeth during oral, or maybe a silicone mouthguard or something is in order.

 

[HenryM24]

I remember my first teenage blowjob being very toothy.. It didn't happen again after a brief chat and a very fun second try. I also remember a lot of suggestions from her during my first try at oral later that night..

 

[Lynn33]

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[Lord Pmann]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsbLzc73s&sns=em

Make her watch this.

 

[thirty]

I think I was guilty of this during my first few teenage fumbles. As I remember, my boyfriend at the time just said to me something like 'that was great, but please don't use your teeth because it really hurts' and I followed the advice. Not sure what to tell you if you've told her and she still does it though..
Once I was with a guy who wanted me to bite it, that was kind of fun, like, for stress relief..

How easily for you to get a new boyfriend, no offense, just out of curiosity.

 

[Blueduck4000]

How long has she been scratching your penis? If it has been during the whole five years you two have been together she likes it and you're going to have to give her a taste of her own medicine. Bite her in the vagina.

 

[JKayle]

I'm probably the odd one out, but I find that there is a place for teeth in a BJ. I love it when she bottoms out and just nips her teeth at the base of my shaft; Kinda tactile proof that she's taken all of me in... But again, it could just be me that likes that, lol

 

[SweetErika]

I'm probably the odd one out, but I find that there is a place for teeth in a BJ. I love it when she bottoms out and just nips her teeth at the base of my shaft; Kinda tactile proof that she's taken all of me in... But again, it could just be me that likes that, lol

Nah, my husband likes a little light biting/scraping in the right situation, and I've heard of quite a few other men who enjoy the same, too. I think the main things are it's consensual/expected and controlled, not some big surprise, scrape or bite.

 

[satindesire]

How long has she been scratching your penis? If it has been during the whole five years you two have been together she likes it and you're going to have to give her a taste of her own medicine. Bite her in the vagina.

How...exactly...would you go about doing that, since the vagina is the actual opening into a woman's body?

Unless you can fit your mouth inside her vaginal opening, then somehow manage....you know what? That's just fucking impossible.

The anatomical term you're looking for is VULVA, my poorly educated friend.

 

[FoxtrotUnder]

Sometimes it's hard not to. Me for example...I have a tiny mouth. Like dentists have to use kid toold and X-ray stuff to get it to barely fit. I also have TMJ issues and a gag reflex from hell(go ahead touch my tongue about half an inch down!!)

On the rare occasion I attempt a bj it's a pretty hard situation with my teeth nipping him. It sucks cuz I love making him feel good. I usually get an owteeth once a session if not more. Uhg.