Ted Cruz secret pro-gay agenda

Bestiality is not welcome on Lit. Other wise that goat fucking asshole from Texas would be in the top ten.:devil:
It's okay it it's a talking goat. Portray the senator as the were-chupacabra (goat-sucker) he is in his private life. He crosses the bridge to Piedras Negras every full moon for a little sweet action with IQ-enhanced Lucia the LaMancha. "Oh Ted," she bleats, "do me again!"
 
Bestiality is not welcome on Lit. Other wise that goat fucking asshole from Texas would be in the top ten.:devil:

Actually he is a moose-fucker from Kanuckistan. And a deep cover operative of the Kanuckistan Intelligence Security Service (KISS).
 
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