Tan's Tittie Bar

A neutron walks into a bar. How much for a beer?
For you? No charge

Ty and gd night 😂 source..google

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Hey guys (and gals). I lost my hubby to the virus today and have had my thread removed and will not be posting more.

Have a blessed day,

SB

Thanks Tan for the forum to post.


Oh hun, I'm so sorry for your loss. Your family is in my prayers! Reaching out to extend a virtual hug. I cannot imagine.
 
Hey guys (and gals). I lost my hubby to the virus today and have had my thread removed and will not be posting more.

Have a blessed day,

SB

Thanks Tan for the forum to post.

Sorry to hear this. Keep yourself safe and well.
 
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Not had a lot of time to comment on all the wonderful titties arriving in the bar, but have enjoyed viewing them, and reading the jokes.

Cracking bar Tan, I’ll just sit on a stool at the end of the bar with my malt whiskey in hand, keeping an eye out for visiting titties.
 
Picking on Heineken today

From Reddit:

CEO of Carlsberg orders a bottle of Carlsberg.

CEO of Heineken orders a bottle of Heineken.

CEO of Becks orders a bottle of Becks.

CEO of Guinness orders diet coke with no ice.

They turn around and ask him why he ordered coke. He responds " Nobody's drinking beer. Didn't want to be the only one "

From Youtube:


A Midget walks into a bar

A Cocktail for a lazy Sunday

in a tall highball glass:

Fill partly with ice

2 ounces of dark rum (I like Mount Gay)

fill with one third orange juice with pulp and two-thirds cranberry juice

Stir.

Add one half ounce of Blue Curacao (sinks to the bottom)

I call it a Neptune Sunrise: Blue sun on an orangey-pink sky with yellow streaks (the pulp). Careful; the cranberry masks the alcohol.
 
*Fans self* It just got sweltering hawt in here!

(Looking lovely, Lovely. That brassiere is tres chic. 💜 )

Thank you. It's the one I wore in our paired pic. 💜
Any heat in here is lingering from your naked tittie flash and your Angry Balls.
 
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