Talk to me, tell me your problems and I will heal your pain

My problem is Todd 0 vision posts to many times....
Make him stop.
 
Here's my problem, Todd.

I was chatting with Bob Peale a bit ago and he got me all worked up and horny with his stories. My husband doesn't come home until early Saturday morning and I'm tired of masturbating. What's a horny girl alone supposed to do?

Signed,

Horny and Alone
 
Rubyfruit said:
Here's my problem, Todd.

I was chatting with Bob Peale a bit ago and he got me all worked up and horny with his stories. My husband doesn't come home until early Saturday morning and I'm tired of masturbating. What's a horny girl alone supposed to do?

Signed,

Horny and Alone


Come give me a visit, I might have you home in time for hubbies return ;0
 
TODD? How the hell is a VIRGIN gonna help ME get some sex? And NO! I'm not asking you for sex Todd!
 
lobito said:
TODD? How the hell is a VIRGIN gonna help ME get some sex? And NO! I'm not asking you for sex Todd!

Well if you had of wanted sex really badly you should have answered the door yesterday at 3:43pm.
 
My problem is with your new name...

Sounds like a corporate sellout.

Todd 'R' Us...
 
Todd-'o'-Vision a fully owned subsiduary of We Us Inc. an affiliate of Forgrave Enterprises
 
If the universal answer is 14 what is the universal question?


Where is that from?
 
Pheonyx said:
If the universal answer is 14 what is the universal question?

Where is that from?

That is actually out of the Gospel of Barnabus Aquilla, chapter 12 I think

but I know its been reused by someething newr I just can't think off the top of my head
 
Okay, Todd, explain why I have to sit through 2 1/2 hours of a sexual harrassment inservice tomorrow, learn all about it, and then be told -- Don't do it.


I mean, isn't the point of learning all about something so you'll be able to do it well????
 
How long doe it take to drive from Toronto to New Jersey...


How do i get there?
 
morninggirl5 said:
Okay, Todd, explain why I have to sit through 2 1/2 hours of a sexual harrassment inservice tomorrow, learn all about it, and then be told -- Don't do it.


I mean, isn't the point of learning all about something so you'll be able to do it well????

just ignore the 'don't do it' part then ;)
 
Alright... but you asked for it

How did I become PC's love interest in Cheyenne's eyes?
How come I can't talk SS into bringing in the rubber chicken again in our love fests?
How come lavender always makes sense and never gets drunk and says something she regrets on the BB?
Will nasty tell me what he did to make his penis larger - I'm losing sleep over that one.


that's it for now.
 
Re: Alright... but you asked for it

TN_Vixen said:
Will nasty tell me what he did to make his penis larger - I'm losing sleep over that one.

Id love to hear that.
 
Re: Alright... but you asked for it

TN_Vixen said:
How did I become PC's love interest in Cheyenne's eyes?

How come I can't talk SS into bringing in the rubber chicken again in our love fests?

How come lavender always makes sense and never gets drunk and says something she regrets on the BB?

Will nasty tell me what he did to make his penis larger - I'm losing sleep over that one.


that's it for now.


Ummmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! nope thats not it

freudian complex, munchausin syndrome

Cause she C&P from http://www.goodlittleleftist.com

maybe
 
Todd-'o'-Vision said:


Well if you had of wanted sex really badly you should have answered the door yesterday at 3:43pm.
Todd! I was home, adn my office is NEXT to the front door, so stop lying! :p
 
Well, Todd. Ya see, my mouth and asshole where switched at birth. Oh...wait. So was yours. Are we twins?:)
 
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