Talk Nerdy to Me!

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

Smart, geeky individuals hold a special place in my heart. Turn me on with your most nerdy pick-up line.

"I’ve got my ion you, baby."

 

[VoraciousValue]

I hate pickup lines, but there are some great nerdy ones out there.

"I'd like to show you my big test score!"

 

[Deadbed1968]

Come with me; let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

(I stole it)

 

[tristianc]

Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/geekypickuplines.html

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I like my guys geeky, that’s for sure.

While I don’t have any pick-up lines, my guy did get me with this response after I said to him, “You don’t really have a type, do you?” And he said, “I like smart women.” Okay, swoon.

My ex before him hit on me with a PM here messaging me about noticing my intelligence in the threads. Smart guys who like my brand of smarts are my jam, apparently.

 

[Mrtenant]

You’re more special than relativity.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

On a scale of one to ten, you're a natural 20.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

(Also stolen)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Subatomic particles give me a hadron

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The theory of relativity is like an erection.
The more you think about it, the harder it gets.

 

[JK515914]

If Newton's third law is true then you must be just as captivated by my attention as I am by yours.

 

[Baldchewbacca]

Subatomic particles give me a hadron

Fuck I'm curiously aroused

 

[Mrtenant]

Wanna see under my labcoat?

 

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

Want to fuck me in the Death Star?

 

[stxjimmy]

Want to fuck me in the Death Star?

Yes, then a drink at the Mos Eisley cantina.

 

[Vitriolhack]

My computer has a lot of silicon

 

[Vitriolhack]

Interested in binary division?

 

[Vitriolhack]

Would you like to see my buckyballs?

 

[Vitriolhack]

Wanna see under my labcoat?

Fancy an exothermic reaction?

 

[Vitriolhack]

Subatomic particles give me a hadron

especially when they entangle

 

[Vitriolhack]

I like my guys geeky, that’s for sure.

While I don’t have any pick-up lines, my guy did get me with this response after I said to him, “You don’t really have a type, do you?” And he said, “I like smart women.” Okay, swoon.

My ex before him hit on me with a PM here messaging me about noticing my intelligence in the threads. Smart guys who like my brand of smarts are my jam, apparently.

Yes, like most, I love to look at beautiful people; but the sapiosexual in me finds intelligence highly arousing.

That’s why I love this thread, I have always found flirting to be somewhat of a measure of their mental acuity.

 

[Deadbed1968]

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I want to lick your dangling participle.

 

[mynameisben]

"Hey, baby! If you blow on my Bunsen burner one time more, I'm going to bend you over my lab table and bang the living hell out of you."

Okay, I suck at this. I know. But I mean well.


Ben

 

[Lionel_Hutz1977]

My mathematician pick up line: let’s add you to me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.