Talk dirty to me

KillerMuffin

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I wanna talk dirty, baby. What's your definition of dirty talk? When someone is talking dirty to you and making you all hot, bothered, and ready to explode, what do you want to hear? What do you want your lover to say when his or her hot breath tickling your skin sends electric chills racing through veins? What makes you moan and beg for more?
 
Dirty talk

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KillerMuffin said:
What do you want your lover to say when his or her hot breath tickling your skin sends electric chills racing through veins?

Will this be cash or charge?:eek:
 
AAAAHHHHH... FASTER... OOOOHHHH... OHMYGOD.... UUUUNNNGGGGHHH... HARDER... AAAAHHHHH... NOW... NOW... EEEEIIIIIIIIIIIOOOO...

(has to be accompanied by backscratching, bodyslamming, thrashing, biting, bucking...)
 
Mud, dust, grime, stains ....

;)

Muffie, I offered to have phone sex with you. You shot me down and are now asking the whole of literotica to do it? I'm hurt.

_____

On a serious note, I appreciate dialogue about the events that are occurring at the time. How tight and wet and hot my pussy feels to him. How he can't get enough of my nipples. How he wants to fuck my ass. I like blunt, direct talk.

That's the way I talk during sex. I tell him how wonderful his cock feels, how much I want to suck it or feel his hot seed shoot down my throat. I say what I'm feeling.

My husband and I often share fantasies during sex. I have a vivid imagination and some filthy fantasies that never fail to make him explode when whispered in his ear at just the right moment.
 
"Baby," they moan as i feel the first touch of my clit with their tongue. "Baby, your so wet." The tongue swirls round my clit and then licks butterfly wing fast on my hood. "God I love it when your wet." Two fingers enter me, up and in under my clit,"god baby let me taste you." "MMM MMM yes baby yes do it. Cum for me." The fingers find that spot and move in short fast strokes on me there, as they lick my clit harder, faster and finally, "yes baby yes like that!" As i explode on their face.

Or some such. In that state I hardly hear the words. lol.
 
personally... I love hearing a really lady-like kinda of woman start out talking kinda naughty and then as the sesssion continues.. she just startes getting naughtier and naughtier til she's just saying filthy things... PERK.... :)

Gawd I'm a freak.

- PBW
 
I like direct. Talk is just talk. Tell me what you want, how you want it. A nice sluty fantasy is always good too, just to let you know she's nasty.
 
2 simple words, KIllerMuffin. Seriously, anything that is accompinied by fuck.
 
Anybody else get the feeling we've just been used here?

I think KM wanted fresh words for her amazing stories and used us as unknowing pawns.

I'm hurt. This woman is going to rip out my heart and stomp it into the ground before she's done with me.
 
KillerMuffin said:
What do you want your lover to say when his or her hot breath tickling your skin sends electric chills racing through veins? What makes you moan and beg for more?

When he's with me, breathing against my skin, into my ear, he could be reciting the Gettysburg Address and it'd make me hot! ;)

Seriously - I love it when he tells me he has to have me right now! Regardless of what else is said, I like knowing that I can make him that horny; that no matter where we are or what the circumstances, he wants me.
 
talking dirty

When my girlfriend is masturbating me and she says things like"Does my hand feel good on your cock."I f I keep doing this will all the creamy cum squirt all over me and my legs and skirt?"(She likes jacking me off in the car)Then the best part is when she says things like."does this feel better than when you do it yourself looking at pictures of girls pussys and titties in those naughty magazines you like?" "Do you want me to get you a magazine to look at while I masturbate you? or do you want to look at how wet my pussy is under this skirt while I make all your sticky stuff cum out?"Needless to say I came all over her hand, the dashboard, her skirt.She then cleans up by eating all the cum she can find.When we get home I suck and lick her clit thru her pantys then fill her full of cum.She keeps sticking her finger in her pussy and eating it till she falls asleep.She sure likes to talk dirty and so do I.
 
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