Taking tags literally - could be fun?

[THBGato]

So many tags for sexual acts are euphemisms or metaphors. Thus, it struck me that it could be fun (or lead to some very confused readers) if one wrote a story that uses a tag literally.

e.g.
"Bareback" - a tag for a story in which a girl goes topless horseback riding without a saddle
"Bull" - a Hemingway-esque romance set in the plaza de toros
"Daisy chain" - a florist gets a very specific request for a bridal head-dress
"Peeping Tom" - an impatient taxi driver called Tom is quick to honk his horn
"Scissoring" - cutting glances and sharp remarks in a dress-makers

Any more suggestions?

 

[TheWritingGroup]

"Submission" - an author on Literotica clicks the Submit button on a story.

--Annie

 

[TheLobster]

"black cock" -- an arduous quest for the elusive, charcoal-plumed rooster
"cowgirl" -- a plucky girl wants to impress an Old West town with her bovine herding skills
"hairy pussy" -- she needs a better vacuum cleaner to deal with the fur her new cat sheds
"huge tits" -- a small hamlet is put on a map thanks to an ornithological sensation

 

[FrancesScott]

Not a tag as such, but in my lesbian fantasy, Bilingual, I interpreted the word literally.

 

[THBGato]

Not a tag as such, but in my lesbian fantasy, Bilingual, I interpreted the word literally.

Yes, I thought of that one actually. I enjoyed that story a lot; wish it had been longer.

 

[redgarters]

"Anal" - a meticulous accountant happily excavates minute mistakes in a firm's financial records.
"Water sports" - Jane's dream of being accepted into the swim team comes true.
"Cheating Wife" - Andrew is devastated to learn his wife has been cheating on board game night since before they were married.

"huge tits" -- a small hamlet is put on a map thanks to an ornithological sensation

This nearly made me spit out my coffee laughing.

 

[gunhilltrain]

So many tags for sexual acts are euphemisms or metaphors. Thus, it struck me that it could be fun (or lead to some very confused readers) if one wrote a story that uses a tag literally.

e.g.
"Bareback" - a tag for a story in which a girl goes topless horseback riding without a saddle
"Bull" - a Hemingway-esque romance set in the plaza de toros
"Daisy chain" - a florist gets a very specific request for a bridal head-dress
"Peeping Tom" - an impatient taxi driver called Tom is quick to honk his horn
"Scissoring" - cutting glances and sharp remarks in a dress-makers

Any more suggestions?

It would be "beeping Tom." Anyway, I have enough to do writing "real" stories without writing more to fit funny tags.

 

[FrancesScott]

Yes, I thought of that one actually. I enjoyed that story a lot; wish it had been longer.

Van’s tongue?

 

[gunhilltrain]

"Dominant." An essay about Francisco Franco.
"Sub." Regarding the USS Thresher and USS Scorpion.

Is this too much detail?

https://imgur.com/tTCvQjd

 

[THBGato]

"Water sports" - Jane's dream of being accepted into the swim team comes true.

Best so far. Go on red.... you know you want to ;-)

 

[redgarters]

Best so far. Go on red.... you know you want to ;-)

Damn... I just might. There's a story there.

Edit: It's officially been added to the plot bunnies list. If it all goes sideways I'll make you beta read it.

 

[THBGato]

"BBC" - a journalist rises through the ranks at Aunty Beeb (I nearly tagged my story "Forty" with this because one of the characters is a journalist at BBC Radio Bristol. I regret not doing that now.)

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

"Submission" - an author on Literotica clicks the Submit button on a story.

--Annie

I closed a story with a few paragraphs like that. Went first person, author was tired, late at night, finished the story, went through the process to submit it, then moved off to bed.

Never got published though.

 

[redgarters]

"BBC" - a journalist rises through the ranks at Aunty Beeb

Now I suddenly need a story where a young, inexperienced niece goes to stay at Aunty Beeb's house for the summer...

 

[redgarters]

God, I came to this café to write, you people are distracting me from my art! *sips a caramel laced latté, checking if the people at the next table are reading the smut "art" over my shoulder...*

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Now I suddenly need a story where a young, inexperienced niece goes to stay at Aunty Beeb's house for the summer...

You may have liked Jane going to spend the summer with Aunt Nancy. Maybe not.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

"huge tits" -- a small hamlet is put on a map thanks to an ornithological sensation

Or it could be about this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Teton

--Annie

 

[yowser]

Serves me right for scanning the AH before my first cup of tea. I misread the thread as 'talking tags' and found myself thinking of Lit stories' metadata 'talking' to me (linked to MP4 files?) like those automated elevators do these days or public transit announcements.

Then me going, 'Wait did I hear 'cuckolding' or 'cock holding'?

 

[KittyOfSteele]

"Riding" - getting on top of a bicycle or a motorcycle to go somewhere.
"Mounting" - same as above, but with two-wheeled vehicles replaced by animal mounts such as horses, camels, and elephants.
"Tits" - members of the Paridae, a small family of passerine birds.
"Big tits" - also known as great tits, they are the Parus Major species of the Paridae family.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Reverse Cowboy reminds of one of the old slapstick westerns where the cowboy jumps on the horse backwards.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Bottoms up.

About drinking until mugs/cups/glasses are empty.

 

[yowser]

Not a tag as such, but in my lesbian fantasy, Bilingual, I interpreted the word literally.

So far I have the only story tagged 'lingual' (story description: A sublingual seduction.) The tag 'Bilingual' is used 9 times, all but two are audio tales. Odd.

 

[lovecraft68]

"Submission" - an author on Literotica clicks the Submit button on a story.

--Annie

Then shows up two weeks later because the story is still in pending.

 

[gunhilltrain]

"Dom"

https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/i...tPerspective=n&artWidth=550&background=ffffff

 

[gunhilltrain]

I closed a story with a few paragraphs like that. Went first person, author was tired, late at night, finished the story, went through the process to submit it, then moved off to bed.

Never got published though.

Did the site reject the story?