Taking tags literally - could be fun?

[THBGato]

So many tags for sexual acts are euphemisms or metaphors. Thus, it struck me that it could be fun (or lead to some very confused readers) if one wrote a story that uses a tag literally.

e.g.
"Bareback" - a tag for a story in which a girl goes topless horseback riding without a saddle
"Bull" - a Hemingway-esque romance set in the plaza de toros
"Daisy chain" - a florist gets a very specific request for a bridal head-dress
"Peeping Tom" - an impatient taxi driver called Tom is quick to honk his horn
"Scissoring" - cutting glances and sharp remarks in a dress-makers

Any more suggestions?

 

[TheWritingGroup]

"Submission" - an author on Literotica clicks the Submit button on a story.

--Annie

 

[TheLobster]

"black cock" -- an arduous quest for the elusive, charcoal-plumed rooster
"cowgirl" -- a plucky girl wants to impress an Old West town with her bovine herding skills
"hairy pussy" -- she needs a better vacuum cleaner to deal with the fur her new cat sheds
"huge tits" -- a small hamlet is put on a map thanks to an ornithological sensation