Takin' Bets

[Ambrosious]

I know you are as tired of hearing this as I am, but...

Jesse Jackson is on his way to FLA to "help" certify the election recount results. I am betting that if the recount shows Bush winning again, the democrats WILL NOT let this go. Just guessin'. Man this is fun.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

No need to guess -

Both sides have quickly assembled teams all the heaviest post election lawyers they can pay. I just heard that some are already on flights to Florida. Yep - lawyer's, politician's - most powerful job in the world - it will get nasty.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

You know I say let the men have there fun someday there is going to be a women president!!!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

PS - more complicated.....

Because Florida has shit a big stake too - they've got their own team watching thier own asses. A 3-way battle.

Make that 4-way!

70 fucking Federal officals are on thier way down too - just to keep things cool.

I smell a cluster fuck. Cool!

 

[Ambrosious]

This is going to go on for quite awhile. Jackson is calling for protest meetings at churches. Mixin' up church and state again, Jesse?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Ambrosious]

Well, I can't wait untill this is decided-did anyone notice Sweden's reaction in the news?

No, I missed that one. Tell me, please!

(This I got to hear!)

 

[Juliangel]

Well, I can't wait untill this is decided-did anyone notice Sweden's reaction in the news?

No, I missed that one. Tell me, please!

(This I got to hear!)

I missed it too. What was it???

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Man I hate Jesse....

Quick story - I'm from DC right?

Early on I was installing church sound systems - black Baptists were big customers. Many times I'd end up running sound, mixing mics - they had no one knowledgeable enough to do it, my jing on the side.

I'm at this church, it's packed, elderly gray types, Jesse's booked to speak. He gets there late, way late - he speaks for fifteen fucking minutes, zippo - he gets applause, walks off stage and asks the pastor for his fee.

Pastor says, "what fee?" A miscommunication somewhere down the line. Jesse's pissed.

Jesse, that greedy fuck, sends his posse and some of the church folks out - they find "empty KFC buckets" - and pass'em among the audience for tithes - Jesse takes it all and leaves.

Fuck! I can't believe he is still revered!!!!!

I don't, I can't make this shit up folks - all true.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Expertise]

My humble imitation of Mr. Jackson

(To the meter of the Dr Seuss classic Green Eggs and Ham)


Jesse, ....is your man..... to co-rrect... this po-tential... flim flam ....

I ahm here.... to-day .....in F-L-A .....to en-sure .... the ballot's pure....

I will not.... take them ..... if they're spoiled .... I will not .... count them .....if they're soiled

I would not .... could not .... mind my business.... I came down here.... to bare witness

These two "crackers" .... will rue the day.... they did not invite .... "JJ" to play

 

[Ambrosious]

Wait, it gets better. I'm listening to a couple of talk radio stations from Miami. They are getting two kinds of calls(mostly).

First: Hispanics calling for a civil war. Civil war? Go fight one in Cuba, Miguel.

Second: And this is funny! Seniors calling SCREAMING "I don't want to die!" Seems that if Bush wins, first thing he's going to do is kill off the blue hairs. (were talking prescription drugs here) Don't they realize that EVERY single drug company has a plan to make sure that the people who need drugs and can't afford them get them FOR FREE? Of course they would need to qualify. Low income and all that. Gore's plan calls for an age qualification. Love this sh*&%$.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Expertise]

My curiosity is kiling me

What the fuck is the "logic" behind the civil war push.

This I gotta' hear.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: My humble imitation of Mr. Jackson

(To the meter of the Dr Seuss classic Green Eggs and Ham)

Good Morning Sweetie, thanks for the laugh. BTW How is your desk today?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: My curiosity is kiling me

What the fuck is the "logic" behind the civil war push.

This I gotta' hear.

What I'm hearing is the hispanics saying that since the state was originally called for Gore, he should get it. If it goes to Bush, CIVIL WAR! Guess they are used to a dictatorship.

Also, FLA has just reported "finding" four "missing" ballot boxes.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Expertise]

Fucking dolts who call for a civil war have obviously never been near one.

Merciful Fuck! People never cease to amaze me with their stupidity.

Hey CB. Nice???

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Juliangel]

Hey that sister-in-law I do not like lives in Jacksonville, if there is a civil war maybe someone can shoot her for me. She is an evil person so do not feel bad, you are doing the human race a favor.

 

[Silverlily]

Morning all, well afternoon anyway.

We went through this in Maryland a while back during a gubernatorial race. Regardless of the outcome, no one really won, public trust took a real beating. Both sides cried foul, both sides ended up looking shifty.

I agree, I think this is going to turn into a circus and I don't think either candidate is going to try a stop that. Electoral College, huh, more like Clown College.


Expertise, the Suess bit was funny and chillingly accurate.

 

[Latina]

Well, look on the bright side, at least neither candidate can say "This is a clear mandate by the people for me to follow my political agenda." The winer will have won by a few thousand votes!

The people HAVE spoken to whoever wins: don't fuck around too much one way or the other with how things are right now. Leave us all the fuck alone!

(Ooh, I'm telling! Mom, Latina used the f word TWICE in one paragraph!)

-- Latina

 

[famman]

Yo Sparky,
We Black folk have basically known that there was more pimp than preacher to Jesse as far back as the 60's-70's!
The tip off was that no one has assasinated his ass!