Takes Lots With Alcohol

[Mo_Bandy]

Hello, what the hell am I doing here?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

That's a really nice suit. This is a really comfortable chair.

 

[AbsintheFather]

You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right? Am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"

 

[ydahecnot]

You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right? Am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"

Wrong song, I am pretty sure

 

[AbsintheFather]

Wrong song, I am pretty sure

Seemed about right to me

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

As a passenger in a car, how come the only thing my eyes become fixated on is the windshield wipers when it’s raining?

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Liquid courage gives an excuse to be free to do stuff you’re either too modest to do regularly or never get caught doing out in public. Like at a company Christmas party totally dance by yourself like a stripper without the pole. Yeah, I’m bold enough to admit to it.