If you want to know if I'd do you... Just ask yourself these questions and the more yes answers, the more likely it would be that I'd do you.. (not like it is a privlige or anything.. this is just a breif users guide)
Questions:
1. Are you one or the other, man or woman of the species homo sapiens? If you are a dog or anything but these two options, say no.
2. Are you open minded, but consistent in your beliefs?
3. Do you have an affinity for shaven pussies?
4. Are you VD and IV drug use free?
5. Do you abhor bigotry, greed, self preservation at the expense of morality and human life, Alf, child exploitation, cultural ineptitude, Soilent green, and so forth?
6. Are you between the ages of 18 and 55?
7. Do understand that if you smoke cigarettes, which I have nothing against you doing to yourself if you want, that I don't and I would like you to keep breath savers or mint of choice on hand at all times while fucking me? Oh and, thank you for not smoking while fucking me or within ten feet of me. I will cordially move away from you if I come into your smoke zone.
8. Is your name Ewan McGreggor, native of Crieff, Scotland?
9. Will you promise not to TOUCH, but just look at my bonsai trees if you are at my house while here for our fucking rendezvous, and not ever, until you've had hours and hours of lecture by me on proper handling instruction, and some horticulture preping?
10. In your eyes are all partners involved, and their sexual fulfillment needs equally as important as the others involved?
*****Bonus Question: Do you like exotic, yet hip, and somewhat modern music? This doesn't include Ricky Martin or anyone who doesn't play an instrument.
Answers ranges:
(0-3) I am a pretty understanding person, but if you aren't able to respect certain things, well, I have to draw a line somewhere!
(4-6) Eh, well, you'll be up for review in about a month. Better luck next time...
(7-10) Unless you are something atrocious like a nazi or a satanist looking for a sacrificial slut, then I'd pretty much do you upon approval by my husband. I'd at least give you oral if you reciprocated, and that is pretty good.
magic number 11: Stars shimmer in the heavens as light streaks across the sky... entwining itself around you as your impending approach aches in the womb of my soul. As I lie above you on a cloud of sliver webbing acessed by a ramp made of transparent opalescent stones, I, draped in elegant fabrics, nude beneath their woven grip, am bathed in incense of lust and passion for you..... As you gaze from afar and begin your ascention to the realm of my liqiud heaven...... I say with out regard to my husband, current situation and all things........ "Where have you been all my life? Let's fuck away, baby!"
Now if the rest of you would only make a quiz about your standards, we'd have our own little Love Connection going on over here!
It isn't hard to do, and if you don't take the time, then you suck and aren't a good litizen.
Questions:
1. Are you one or the other, man or woman of the species homo sapiens? If you are a dog or anything but these two options, say no.
2. Are you open minded, but consistent in your beliefs?
3. Do you have an affinity for shaven pussies?
4. Are you VD and IV drug use free?
5. Do you abhor bigotry, greed, self preservation at the expense of morality and human life, Alf, child exploitation, cultural ineptitude, Soilent green, and so forth?
6. Are you between the ages of 18 and 55?
7. Do understand that if you smoke cigarettes, which I have nothing against you doing to yourself if you want, that I don't and I would like you to keep breath savers or mint of choice on hand at all times while fucking me? Oh and, thank you for not smoking while fucking me or within ten feet of me. I will cordially move away from you if I come into your smoke zone.
8. Is your name Ewan McGreggor, native of Crieff, Scotland?
9. Will you promise not to TOUCH, but just look at my bonsai trees if you are at my house while here for our fucking rendezvous, and not ever, until you've had hours and hours of lecture by me on proper handling instruction, and some horticulture preping?
10. In your eyes are all partners involved, and their sexual fulfillment needs equally as important as the others involved?
*****Bonus Question: Do you like exotic, yet hip, and somewhat modern music? This doesn't include Ricky Martin or anyone who doesn't play an instrument.
Answers ranges:
(0-3) I am a pretty understanding person, but if you aren't able to respect certain things, well, I have to draw a line somewhere!
(4-6) Eh, well, you'll be up for review in about a month. Better luck next time...
(7-10) Unless you are something atrocious like a nazi or a satanist looking for a sacrificial slut, then I'd pretty much do you upon approval by my husband. I'd at least give you oral if you reciprocated, and that is pretty good.
magic number 11: Stars shimmer in the heavens as light streaks across the sky... entwining itself around you as your impending approach aches in the womb of my soul. As I lie above you on a cloud of sliver webbing acessed by a ramp made of transparent opalescent stones, I, draped in elegant fabrics, nude beneath their woven grip, am bathed in incense of lust and passion for you..... As you gaze from afar and begin your ascention to the realm of my liqiud heaven...... I say with out regard to my husband, current situation and all things........ "Where have you been all my life? Let's fuck away, baby!"
Now if the rest of you would only make a quiz about your standards, we'd have our own little Love Connection going on over here!
It isn't hard to do, and if you don't take the time, then you suck and aren't a good litizen.
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