Take-out Philosophy

[Guest]

Taco Bell.

They've been putting little quirky messages on the packets of taco sauce. (Apparently this has been going on for some time but I just noticed today.)

A few winners?

"Single Mild sauce seeking friendship, maybe more."

"Use your stomach, nacho mind."

"Polly want a taco?"

"Why order a taco when you can just ask it nicely?"

"Find inner peace in every piece of our marinated all white meat chicken."

I am trying to imagine the type of mind that would come up with this kind of nonsense and all I can think of is - I wanna party with those people!"

 

[Liar]

"Why order a taco when you can just ask it nicely?"

Deserves a t-shirt for sure.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Reminds me of my favorite fortune-cookie fortune: "You long to see the great pyramids of Egypt"

How unexpected and enchanting that was!

---dr.M.

 

[impressive]

Reminds me of my favorite fortune-cookie fortune: "You long to see the great pyramids of Egypt"

And true (from my perspective, anyway)!

Haven't been to Taco Bell since I switched to a low carb lifestyle 2 years ago -- but I think my kids are about to get take out, just so I can nab me some packets of sauce.

 

[Guest]

It is said that any fortune cookie fotune can be greatly enhanced by adding the phrase, "between the sheets".

A friend and I got competitive a few years ago and were trying to find the all time best fortune using that phrase.

We tied, He had "You are the greatest in the world", I had "You are the master of every situation.

I have continued to collect them since.

Not being a fan of Taco Hell, I haven't seen these new packets and not sure I ever will.

 

[Liar]

It is said that any fortune cookie fotune can be greatly enhanced by adding the phrase, "between the sheets".

"You long to see the great pyramids of Egypt between the sheets."

Well...

#L

 

[Guest]

"You long to see the great pyramids of Egypt between the sheets."

Well...

#L

It's a reference to large pointy breasts.