Take a pill

[Betticus]

Will you take the blue pill or the red pill?

You take the blue pill and the story ends.
You wake in your bed and you live a
vanilla life never seeing the sky.

You take the red pill and you stay
in BDSMland, and I show you how
far your mind can go.

 

[graceanne]

*takes both*

Now what happens? Do I get to go to sleep and stay in BDSM land?

 

[Betticus]

Enter the Badger!

 

[graceanne]

Enter the Badger!

You didn't answer the question.

 

[Betticus]

*takes both*

Now what happens? Do I get to go to sleep and stay in BDSM land?

You sleepwalk through bdsm land.

 

[Betticus]

"I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure."

 

[Betticus]

Which testicle does the blue wire go on?

 

[graceanne]

"I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure."

 

[graceanne]

Which testicle does the blue wire go on?

Dunno, never had testicles. The only person on this thread with testicles is you.

Unless we can get that rotten dirty cookie thread, Aeroil here.

Oh, Aeroil! I have cookies!

 

[Betticus]

That should do it.

 

[Betticus]

"Certain souls seem hard because they are capable of strong feelings, and they sometimes go to rather extreme lengths; their apparent unconcern and cruelty are but ways, known only to themselves, of feeling more strongly than others."

 

[sphynx's dragon]

<slinks in the back whilst thou lookst for Aeroil>















<prepares to make my move for the cookies....>

 

[graceanne]

That should do it.

Yeah, cookies generally will get him here. Especialy if they're mine.

 

[Betticus]

"There is no more lively sensation than that of pain; its impressions are certain and dependable, they never deceive as may those of the pleasure women perpetually feign and almost never experience."

 

[Betticus]

There is no more noble or sensual a creature as the Badger. He is pure in his violence and his enjoyment of honey know no bounds.

 

[sphynx's dragon]

There is no more noble or sensual a creature as the Badger. He is pure in his violence and his enjoyment of honey know no bounds.

Sensual? .........................................interesting

 

[graceanne]

<slinks in the back whilst thou lookst for Aeroil>

<prepares to make my move for the cookies....>

*dragon grabs cookie and sets off weight sensor*

INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT

Busted.

 

[Betticus]

*dragon grabs cookie and sets off weight sensor*

INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT

Busted.

Slowly, Matrix like the noble badger dom turns to look at the blushing dragon, caught red handed with his talons in the cookie jar.

 

[sphynx's dragon]

Slowly, Matrix like the noble badger dom turns to look at the blushing dragon, caught red handed with his talons in the cookie jar.

<shrugs as nonchantly as possible.....>

Just testing...ya know in case Aeroil tried summin....Now I know they are safe so I can rest easy....

<tries to look innocent>

 

[graceanne]

Hey, B! Now their's two people in this thread with testicles.

 

[Betticus]

Seemingly from nowhere the badger pulls out...... Three oreo cookies. Tosses one to Gracie and one to the innocent looking dragon and starts munching on the third.

A conted look on his little badgery face.

 

[graceanne]

Seemingly from nowhere the badger pulls out...... Three oreo cookies. Tosses one to Gracie and one to the innocent looking dragon and starts munching on the third.

A conted look on his little badgery face.

CHOCOLATE! YUM YUM YUM!

 

[Killishandra]

*munches on macadamia nut cookies and watches everyone eat their oreos*

Hey draggie. Neat new collar you got there.

 

[h_i_s]

Hmmm .... let me think about this. i'm already in BDSM land, i don't take pills without my Master's permission, my mind is already going as it is ... i don't have any desire to return to vanilla land ... so ...

i lick the red pill and stick it on my forehead. i lick the blue pill and affix it to my skin, below the red pill. i am now the bearer of the latest logo of BDSM? Right?

....well, at least it's better than that other one offered on Ebay, ... hmph!

 

[Netzach]

I am not taking another GODDAMN pill, no one can make me.

Shots, maybe.