T-Shirts i would like to see.

[Azwed]

Name some sayings you would like to see on T-Shirts. You know those smart ass ones you buy at the beach.

Appropriately kinky

[Front] I can read your mind.
[Back] See I knew you would turn around to see what the back said.

Normalcy is boring

Insanity is my playground




I will think of some more to add later please add yours as well.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Mean People Refuse to Suck

 

[Azwed]

I want a t-shirt that says.

I am German and I invade Poland often.

I also want one that says.

USMC when it absolutely positively has to be blown up over night.

 

[lilminx]

I have one that says Treat me right.

 

[Azwed]

Oh thats good.

 

[modest mouse]

An old one similar to lilminx's....

EAT MExican

~

Your favorite band sucks.

...The Onion sells these.

 

[SimplySouthern]

I have both of these:

Simon Says You Suck

Your Girlfriend Thinks I'm Hot

 

[Azwed]

I think i am going to get my gf a "Polish Girls Are Sexy" Shirt for part of her Christmas. Hope her mom does not have a problem with it.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I think Angel has some Tshirts in the works:


TWINKIE!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

The funniest tshirt I have

My friends from South Carolina gave me a tshirt honoring their collegiate team, the South Carolina Gamecocks.

In big letters it reads:

GO COCKS!

I haven't had the nerve to wear it outside yet!

http://georgiadogs.com/football/logos/south_carolina.jpg

How about a "Literotica Rules" shirt?

 

[Thumper]

T-shirts?

How about wet ones? For every Lit female. And then post them!

I dare ya ladies...double dog dare ya!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Re: T-shirts?

How about wet ones? For every Lit female. And then post them!

Be careful what you wish for.

 

[seth6138]

t shirt

Best on i ever saw was on a guy , it read.

TRAINED BY LESBIANS

 

[Kymberley]

I have one that I rarely wear anymore....but I do love the sentiment of it.


{front} CODE RED a local band from Dallas
{Back} DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME

 

[April]

{Back} DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME

I want one like that.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Thumper's on the right track

I think, for instance, a thin, white, midriff-baring t-shirt that says, "I post at literotica as PowerOfOne." Would be good wet or dry, so long as who is in in matches the name (I would be more than happy to aid in the whole adding water thing, don't get me wrong - I just like a white tshirt on an adult person of the female persuasion.)

This may need a thread for who should have their own tshirts, but I need to go to work now so somebody else has to get on that. Thumper?

 

[Guest]

Services Offered

Chances are I'm going to get buried under an avalanche of requests but here goes.
As apart of my job at the graphic design studio I own, aside from photography and video editing, I also design graphics for t-shirts and likewise apparel. Since my budget could not cover the cost of producing individual items for everyone asking, I'll do the next best thing, I'll glady take requests for designs you submit and then post the finished artwork in a downloadable format (jpg most likely) and anyone can then print the item on their PC's printer at home for whatever application they choose.
I also highly recomend an offshelf PC software called Hanes T-shirtmaker, it's cheap, does a nice job and for a low end graphics program, very easy to use.
Any requested designs should be sent e-mail to me at fallen_5of7@yahoo.com and based upon my time availible and in the order recieved I'll crank a few out for the good folks here.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

~ Slogans for Women's T-shirts ~

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.

2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.

4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just
can't remember it all.

5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.

7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

10. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

12. My husband could have had any women he pleased--he just couldn't please any!

13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?

14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

15. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

16. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

17. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

18. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

19. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

20. My husband is the head of the household, but I'm the neck (and the neck can turn the head anyway it wants it to move).

21. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

22. How can I miss you if you won't go away?

23. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: Thumper's on the right track

I think, for instance, a thin, white, midriff-baring t-shirt that says, "I post at literotica as PowerOfOne." Would be good wet or dry, so long as who is in in matches the name (I would be more than happy to aid in the whole adding water thing, don't get me wrong - I just like a white tshirt on an adult person of the female persuasion.)

This may need a thread for who should have their own tshirts, but I need to go to work now so somebody else has to get on that. Thumper?

Thank you for the compliment, LukkyKnight! This one's for you. Is it PowerOfOne or is it Memorex?

 

[LukkyKnight]

lovely

live

 

[Southern37]

I have both of these:

Simon Says You Suck

Your Girlfriend Thinks I'm Hot

I gotta have a "Your Girlfriend Thinks I'm Hot " T-shirt where can i get one!

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: lovely

live

I think you like to be pursued instead of pursuing, LukkyKnight. Can this be attributed to shyness, lack of interest, a preference or a fetish? You know where I am if any further interest develops or should I say, if something comes up?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Services Offered

Chances are I'm going to get buried under an avalanche of requests but here goes.
As apart of my job at the graphic design studio I own, aside from photography and video editing, I also design graphics for t-shirts and likewise apparel. Since my budget could not cover the cost of producing individual items for everyone asking, I'll do the next best thing, I'll glady take requests for designs you submit and then post the finished artwork in a downloadable format (jpg most likely) and anyone can then print the item on their PC's printer at home for whatever application they choose.
I also highly recomend an offshelf PC software called Hanes T-shirtmaker, it's cheap, does a nice job and for a low end graphics program, very easy to use.
Any requested designs should be sent e-mail to me at fallen_5of7@yahoo.com and based upon my time availible and in the order recieved I'll crank a few out for the good folks here.

That's a bloody nice offer, Fallen. Thank you. I might get back to you on that... look for an email

Also thank you for the heads up on the Software. I'm heading out in a few moments to pick it up. I'd love to do some shirts for the kids for Xmas.

 

[iann666]

I like this one

But no offence meant

 

[LukkyKnight]

fox and hound?

I think you like to be pursued instead of pursuing, LukkyKnight. Can this be attributed to shyness, lack of interest, a preference or a fetish? You know where I am if any further interest develops or should I say, if something comes up?

Well, now that you mention it, yes I do know, and as the interest has remained I'll simply have to act upon that in that venue. Perhaps an email has gone astray... hm... everybody likes to be pursued. Evidently I'm rusty.

The reply was brief, but complimentary and indicative of my appreciation of your physical charm(s). I don't know if my preferences run all the way to qualifying to be called fetishes, but to the best of my knowledge you fit the bill.

Pursuit should not be one-sided in matters of this nature... I'd not say shy, but in a forum such as this ine, terms such as restrained or circumspect might be fair.

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