T.H.Oughts... Oi!!!

[kiwiwolf]

Ring me... I need to know if that hot sweaty sex session is still on for today... I have the midgets, the baby oil and the chocolate mousse all lined up but can't get hold of you...

 

[perks]

all of a sudden I'm jealous

 

[plasticman33]

Ring me... I need to know if that hot sweaty sex session is still on for today... I have the midgets, the baby oil and the chocolate mousse all lined up but can't get hold of you...

She's into strawberry jam today! I accidently bit her nipple thinking it was a whole strawberry, kind of spoiled the mood!

 

[Desdemona]

Damn. I never get to have that kind of fun.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ring me... I need to know if that hot sweaty sex session is still on for today... I have the midgets, the baby oil and the chocolate mousse all lined up but can't get hold of you...

I'm here now, I was actually out working...... see you this arvo....

You will have to bring your own limp celery

Actually I'm still in afterglow from Plasticman33 licking all that strawberry jam off me this morning

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Re: T.H.Oughts... Oi!!!

You will have to bring your own limp celery

Actually I'm still in afterglow from Plasticman33 licking all that strawberry jam off me this morning

Okay... checklist. Midgets, baby oil, chocolate mousse, limp celery... all we are missing is ome ducklings... Oi Perky wanna join us?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

all of a sudden I'm jealous

He's in the shower right now...... get a visual on that.....

 

[lovetoread]

Damn. I never get to have that kind of fun.

Me either,doll.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Hey Perks... check the tattoo thread... it's on page one or two...

 

[AusTess]

I had a good friend who was a midget.
He was hung like a mule.

And just the right height to sit my drink on his head.

 

[perks]

wish I was in the shower with that puppy. <going to check tat thread.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I'm sitting here at THOughts key board, having had my butt photographed by her. We are now having a satisfying cigarette...

God life is good...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

We are now having a satisfying cigarette...

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me......

 

[AusTess]

Smoking will kill you.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Smoking will kill you.

Yeah, but imagine the fun you have along the way

 

[AusTess]

I smoked for 15 years or so.
Until October 20th.

i cant recall ever thinking of smoking as fun.

So now,the post coital cigarette?

Is replaced with post coital blowjob,ready for round 2.

Now THAT is fun.

And it aint gonna fuck my lungs,unless i inhale instead of swallow.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

unless i inhale instead of swallow.

Don't wanna get visual on that... kinda reminds you of milkshakes snorted not swallowed, lol

 

[AusTess]

I never snorted a milkshake.

But i'd rather THAT visual,than the visual of my lungs after 30 a day.


Cant we get back onto sex now?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Cant we get back onto sex now?

Why not... wanna shag?

 

[AusTess]

Thanks,but no.

I make it a point NEVER to come second,so to speak.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Why not... wanna shag?

LMAO... you know the shag is on the endangered bird list

 

[kiwiwolf]

Thanks,but no.

I make it a point NEVER to come second,so to speak.

LOL... And that was my best pick up line... *stalks off muttering... "Was it the delivery... maybe I should have said please... "*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

LOL... And that was my best pick up line... *stalks off muttering... "Was it the delivery... maybe I should have said please... "*

Poor Wolfy... the only fun thing that's happened to you today is me perving at your butt tattoo

Go steal some chocolate off your kids

 

[AusTess]

LOL... And that was my best pick up line... *stalks off muttering... "Was it the delivery... maybe I should have said please... "*

It wasn't the pickup line,dickhead.

It was the hairstyle.

 

[kiwiwolf]

It wasn't the pickup line,dickhead.

It was the hairstyle.

ROTFLMAO... bite me... classless my ass...

I already told you bout the hair... scissors will never get near it...