spicecajun
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spicecajun said:...did my tits get bigger while I was gone or is it just me...I don't know..

Synnerman said:![]()
Got a little work to do but will be back later. See Ya.![]()

Synnerman said:![]()
I have always liked a good joke and with that in mind here is one I held on to as it passed through the net. Hope ya'll like it.
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a
terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded
on a desert island. After being there a while, they
got into the habit of going to the beach every
evening to watch the sun set. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a
perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking
better and better to the redneck. Soon, he leaned
over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But
the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the
redneck took his arm from around the sheep. After
that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there
was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a
beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the
redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way
when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her
back to health. When the young maiden was well
enough, they introduced her to their evening beach
ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky,
cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for
a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those
feelings" again. He fought them as long as he
could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the
young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

Gusty Wind said:Lol.. stupid redneck! .. Hahahahahhahahahahaha![]()
Poor Sheep! ... Dumb dog!![]()

Synnerman said:![]()
Right on all counts Gusty, especially stupid redneck.![]()

Synnerman said:![]()
Your silence was most eloquent sweet lady. Thank you for the flowers.

I hope everyone spends at least a little time in our hearts remembering all our great heros, the ones with us and the ones we have lost
LaineLaineforfun said:That is beautiful Syn, I couldn't say anything more touching then that on this day!!! Thank you for posting I am sure it will touch all our hearts greatlyI hope everyone spends at least a little time in our hearts remembering all our great heros, the ones with us and the ones we have lost
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Laine

Laine
This beautiful thread desrve a beautiful picture ...Synnerman said:![]()
You sure do have a knack for beautiful pictures Gusty. And I don't mean just the ones of you, which are of course beautiful also.The scenery shots and florals are just great.


Synnerman said:![]()
Another pretty splash of color. It must be an Easter Egg colored by demonic elves.


Synnerman said:![]()
That beach is loaded with vibrant colors but I am not too sure I want to swim there.
