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No tru edit here except I didnt want to make a new post. I miss all of you. I have been trying to deal with reality which like you say Syn, took my attention for the moment. But I HAVE been looking:p
Watching:p and waiting:devil:
 
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...did my tits get bigger while I was gone or is it just me...I don't know..
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Maybe I was thinking about your tits and they knew it and swelled up on their own. :rolleyes: :p :kiss:

Hey, a guy can dream can't he. :rose:
 
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I have always liked a good joke and with that in mind here is one I held on to as it passed through the net. Hope ya'll like it.

A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a
terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded
on a desert island. After being there a while, they
got into the habit of going to the beach every
evening to watch the sun set. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a
perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking
better and better to the redneck. Soon, he leaned
over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But
the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the
redneck took his arm from around the sheep. After
that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there
was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a
beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the
redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way
when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her
back to health. When the young maiden was well
enough, they introduced her to their evening beach
ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky,
cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for
a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those
feelings" again. He fought them as long as he
could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the
young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...


"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
 
Synnerman said:
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I have always liked a good joke and with that in mind here is one I held on to as it passed through the net. Hope ya'll like it.

A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a
terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded
on a desert island. After being there a while, they
got into the habit of going to the beach every
evening to watch the sun set. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a
perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking
better and better to the redneck. Soon, he leaned
over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But
the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the
redneck took his arm from around the sheep. After
that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there
was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a
beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the
redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way
when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her
back to health. When the young maiden was well
enough, they introduced her to their evening beach
ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky,
cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for
a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those
feelings" again. He fought them as long as he
could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the
young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...


"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

Lol.. stupid redneck! .. Hahahahahhahahahahaha :devil:

Poor Sheep! ... Dumb dog! :p
 
TODAY IS VETERANS DAY

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Hello to anyone and everyone. Today is Veterans day here in the States and for all Americans wherever they may be. For those who are serving now and those who have served in the past I offer this prayer. I find the sentiment close to home.
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The Prayer of a Military Wife
==============================

I held my breath as the President began to speak.
I had to sit down for suddenly I was weak.
I listened so intently, I hung on every phrase.
What he said would determine all my coming days.

When he talks of disarming, I have a personal stake
Because one of those who will fight is my own soul mate.
He's over there, I'm over here, just waiting for the news
When will the battle start? How many lives will we lose?

I know that I must be strong, I must maintain my faith
But it's so hard when he's in harms' way, working in Kuwait.
With shaking hands I bow my head and say the thousandth prayer.
"God hold my husband in your hands while he is over there.

"Bless the President and give him strength to do what he must do.
I know it's complicated so give him wisdom too.
Protect the other soldiers who are stationed so far away.
Give them courage to face the duties of the day."

"And don't forget the innocent ones who must see this war.
Just like during the Passover, keep harm away from their door.
I know that it is so selfish, but could you help me too?
I need more faith to trust in You, my fears to subdue.

"I know that You are in control, You know what is the best.
I pray for Your guidance while we go through this test.
And when the fighting is over, the battle is at an end,
May we have peace at last. In Jesus' name. Amen."
 
That is beautiful Syn, I couldn't say anything more touching then that on this day!!! Thank you for posting I am sure it will touch all our hearts greatly:rose: I hope everyone spends at least a little time in our hearts remembering all our great heros, the ones with us and the ones we have lost :)

:heart: Laine
 
Laineforfun said:
That is beautiful Syn, I couldn't say anything more touching then that on this day!!! Thank you for posting I am sure it will touch all our hearts greatly:rose: I hope everyone spends at least a little time in our hearts remembering all our great heros, the ones with us and the ones we have lost :)

:heart: Laine
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Hey Laine, it has been a little while. I am so glad you stopped by.

There is so little traffic in the hangout lately I posted that same thing to a new thread so more would have a chance to read it. Replys like yours remind us all about the fine people here and throughout the rest of the world. Sometimes everything seems so negative, a reminder is nice.

This is not enough to thank you but you get the Idea. :heart: :kiss: :rose:
 
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You sure do have a knack for beautiful pictures Gusty. And I don't mean just the ones of you, which are of course beautiful also.The scenery shots and florals are just great.
 
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Another pretty splash of color. It must be an Easter Egg colored by demonic elves.
 
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That beach is loaded with vibrant colors but I am not too sure I want to swim there.
 
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