Swannie's Random Stuff

The Canon with the long lens

Are we likely to see the results of that fearsome beast, poking his long proboscis around in your garden, or is your old man unaware of this site.
 
Off to have a little fun.
The Canon with the long lens on it is rather phallic actually.

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The thought of you and a camera had quite an affect. The canon is about to go boom.
 
Have to say, I admire your equipment (Canon EOS fan here also, have all my old film camera's from years ago that I dabble with now and then, and have a dark room ;) )
I still have a lot of film equipment, but don't get to use it so much these days. I still like shot selection and construction rather than digital editing. I'm a relic.

Impressive length if phallic. And girth!
I'm kind of intrigued by the "Remove Before Flight" safety pin and tag down at your feet. What are you up to?
Now that's another part of the story that can wait a bit
Oh My! What a BIG lens you have :D
All the better to...
The Canon with the long lens

Are we likely to see the results of that fearsome beast, poking his long proboscis around in your garden, or is your old man unaware of this site.

You just might see some results. As for the bloke, yes he knows about this place.
 
Off to have a little fun.
The Canon with the long lens on it is rather phallic actually.

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Hmmm what an impressive lens you have there Miss Swannie, what are you looking to photograph..?

I’m a huge fan of women in jeans by the way, I love the way denim promotes a woman’s shape..
 
Hopefully you have a Circular Polarizer
I have way too much of just about everything. Tax deductions inevitably.
You can truthfully say now, ‘Ivor bigun’
Iva Fattie is his better looking cousin
See ME with my Dear ... ;)
From a mile away with that one. Oh goodness what on earth are you up to over there...
Hmmm what an impressive lens you have there Miss Swannie, what are you looking to photograph..?

I’m a huge fan of women in jeans by the way, I love the way denim promotes a woman’s shape..

Fracking sand deposits actually plus a small detour to have some fun.
I needed long sleeves and pants as the flies are coming out again with the post cyclone heat. Nothing like a back and arse covered in flies, while the March flies try to take a bite out of your legs. I could strip off once we hit the ocean.
 
So what are the details of that interesting lens? Sorry, can't resist being geeky for a bit.

Don't worry about the small print, that Phallus is a beast but miss Swannie is handling it with due care and attention. I am sure she will give you the low down but don't forget the nice body is equally important
 
So what are the details of that interesting lens? Sorry, can't resist being geeky for a bit.
EF 70-200 f2.8 with an extender
Don't worry about the small print, that Phallus is a beast but miss Swannie is handling it with due care and attention. I am sure she will give you the low down but don't forget the nice body is equally important
The body is pretty robust for a full frame
Put down the camera, come over and see for yourself :devil:
you camera shy?
 
Off to have a little fun.
The Canon with the long lens on it is rather phallic actually.

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You know that does come across with some erotic connotations. ;)

Nice camera, I seriously considered one and still might later but for now am dabbling with my Nikon's.
 
You know that does come across with some erotic connotations. ;)

Nice camera, I seriously considered one and still might later but for now am dabbling with my Nikon's.

Wait til you see what can be done with a Hasselblad and a motor drive
 
Rummaging through the desk drawer looking for a stapler and I found two pairs of knickers I had stuffed up the back and not missed since. Maybe I have an issue, a compulsive need to take my pants off after a while, even at work. Could be a job for the Lit psychs.
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Rummaging through the desk drawer looking for a stapler and I found two pairs of knickers I had stuffed up the back and not missed since. Maybe I have an issue, a compulsive need to take my pants off after a while, even at work. Could be a job for the Lit psychs.
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Oh my, you take your panties off in the office?
 
Rummaging through the desk drawer looking for a stapler and I found two pairs of knickers I had stuffed up the back and not missed since. Maybe I have an issue, a compulsive need to take my pants off after a while, even at work. Could be a job for the Lit psychs.
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Oh no, that is no job for the Lit psychs. I am more than willing to volunteer to take those knickers off you every day. :) Such a gorgeous sight when they are off!
 
Rummaging through the desk drawer looking for a stapler and I found two pairs of knickers I had stuffed up the back and not missed since. Maybe I have an issue, a compulsive need to take my pants off after a while, even at work. Could be a job for the Lit psychs.
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Putting on my white coat and stethoscope... (and only them ;) )

I'd be keen to know if it's the removal that sparks naughty feelings or the fact you're knicker less the rest of the day? Maybe a bit of both!

I used to have a PA years ago who would tease me with various acts... but that's another story! :D
 
Rummaging through the desk drawer looking for a stapler and I found two pairs of knickers I had stuffed up the back and not missed since. Maybe I have an issue, a compulsive need to take my pants off after a while, even at work. Could be a job for the Lit psychs.
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You just need to be free and ever ready.
 
two pairs of knickers

Could you have found two refugees from knickeragua? Been wanting to use that weak joke for some time now.
 
Probably just a physiological throwback to when we didn't wear such ridiculous things XD
Probably so, I'm a bit of a fresh air type
Oh my, you take your panties off in the office?
yes, if the mood to take them off hits me. Especially if I am concentrating on something.
Sling shot for wad of paper at the pain in the ass three rows over? :)
I could ping them at my PA I suppose but that would probably start a war.
Oh no, that is no job for the Lit psychs. I am more than willing to volunteer to take those knickers off you every day. :) Such a gorgeous sight when they are off!
I can't put a time down to when they might come off. Sometimes I even make it to the car before I slide out of a bra and pants.
Putting on my white coat and stethoscope... (and only them ;) )

I'd be keen to know if it's the removal that sparks naughty feelings or the fact you're knicker less the rest of the day? Maybe a bit of both!

I used to have a PA years ago who would tease me with various acts... but that's another story! :D
Not for a purpose, I just like them off
You just need to be free and ever ready.
Free at least. Maybe I breath through my... Might have connotations to oral abilities...
two pairs of knickers

Could you have found two refugees from knickeragua? Been wanting to use that weak joke for some time now.
Boom boom.
 
Rummaging through the desk drawer looking for a stapler and I found two pairs of knickers I had stuffed up the back and not missed since. Maybe I have an issue, a compulsive need to take my pants off after a while, even at work. Could be a job for the Lit psychs.
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very sexy panties!
 
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